The Victory Was Worth The Eye Strain (A Thank You To Everyone!)

Day 1,166, 11:46 • Published in Philippines Philippines • by Mr. Knoll
EDIT: Do not fight in American wars today. We will have a battle with Colombia again today.

Hello, my fellow Filipinos! And guests! What a fine day!

Today, thanks to enourmous amounts of help from our network of friends that reaches across the globe, we have taken the first step to ensuring our country's national security, and we have officially secured the region of Visayas in the war against Colombia. This is a great accomplishment for our country, and today I am very, very proud to be your President, and to have worked the endless hours that it took me to help orchestrate our defense. Needless to say, I didn't do this on my own. I'm just a weak, undead little man, compared to some of the soldiers that I witnessed coming to our aide in this battle. I have a countless number of soldiers to thank, and so I guess I'll begin without any further ranting.

Firstly, I have to thank yddub Emwolb, who did almost as much damage as I've ever seen in my eLife over the course of a single battle, as he came to our aide. Our campaign hero by an 80% margin over second place, this guy was like a demigod among mere pawns, as he stood among us on the battlefield. It was like sending Shaquille O'Neal to play in High School Basketball, or having Manny Pacquaio square off against a group of toddlers. We owe a lot to Yddub for this victory, we couldn't have done it without him!

Next, I have to thank Timeless Flames (Better known by his previous account, SoulSalvage) and Niall H for handling war operations in the few hours that I could not manage to glue myself to my own computer screen. I have not slept in over 24 hours, but RL called early this morning, and these two pulled through, with Timeless Flames distributing supplies with clear success, as we certainly won battles while he was away. I would also like to personally thank Niall for bringing in Yddub and the Irish that he could persuade to help us. It was a key move in this battle, and I can't thank every soldier that pulled through enough.

Also, of course, I have to thank Sadanaga and Kirk.Xu, along with all of the eTaiwanese soldiers that fought with us. They too, had such an influence on the war that I could hardly believe, and we certainly could not have done it without you! I only hope that someday I can repay the people of eTaiwan for the help that they gave us.

Another huge one-man-army of sorts that dished out influence like it was bad ideas in Colombian congress is Hinokai. He graciously used any supplies I would send him (haha) and dished out deciding blows in multiple mini-battles.

Nevvven, of course, can't be overlooked, purely for the advice he gave, along with the sheer amount of muscle that he sent our way. Even if any damage he'd done hadn't happened, I'd say this guy deserves a medal. 😉

Speaking of muscle, I couldn't go without mentioning Prle, who came in at the end of one mini-battle, and single-handedly wiped the smirks off of Colombia's collective faces as he crushed a last minute surge with the mere wave of his hand.

I couldn't even dream, of course, of leaving out Our hard-hitting eFilipino soldiers, including Revilo X, Paul Delos Santos, Aersidius, and Eugene Bautista. This certainly wasn't all of you, but I was excited by how much you all did in battle, not to mention keeping me sane as I slaved away as the man who arranges the blocks. If it weren't for the lot of you, I wouldn't have the ability, nor the heart in me to keep on pushing those Colombians out of our country! I am PROUD to be a leader among such great people.

EDIT: I don't have the space to thank everyone, I'm sure, but to add some more important soldiers, I have to thank TemujinBC, as well as Rheinlander von Phalz and all of the eIsraelis that came to my side. And I couldn't possibly see how I couldn't mention the eVenezuelans that helped us, including Talkewa! There are far too many to thank, I can hardly express my gratitude to you all.

Thank you all for reading this, and my personal, undying gratitude to those who have helped the ePhilippines in its time of need.

Sincerely,
Mr. Knoll
President of the Philippines
Zombie King
Pacifica

(Indie for President!)


This young lady thinks you should keep on fighting. You don't want to let her down, ePhilippines, do you?