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November 14: Brobdingnagian word day. Super-Ultra-Mega (SUM) Excitement Over Nothing Day. Jokes That Don't Make Sense Day in Albanina.
* 1337 - People first come up with the idea of substituting letters with numbers which look similar.
* 1812 - Everyone kept fainting. World Diabetes Day established.
* 1837 - Most annoying creature ever award society set up by Mr T .
* 1840 - Claude Monet was born, causing clouds everywhere to faint from his impressive impressism.
* 1933 - King Kong climbs, humps Statue of Liberty.
* 1964 - Mary Poppins receives the Castro Award for vocalizing the Brobdingnagianest word ever. Unfortunately, her award is later revoked by the staff of Websters on the grounds that Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious! is in fact not a word but a surrealistic painting by Herman Brood.
* 1975 - Flying Squad officer Jack Regan gives a slag a proper kicking. Now SHUT IT!
* 1998 - Dennis Rodman and Carmen Electra marry in Las Vegas, marking the beginning of the ugly bride marries hot bride craze.
* 2005 - Tom Preston purchases John Lennon's testicles in an online charity auction, for £20,000, with the intention of creating a clone.
* 2006 - You and I got married. I love you honey...
* 2010 - World switches to Metric time. Hourglass rendered useless.
Source? --> click me!
* 1337 - People first come up with the idea of substituting letters with numbers which look similar.
* 1812 - Everyone kept fainting. World Diabetes Day established.
* 1837 - Most annoying creature ever award society set up by Mr T .
* 1840 - Claude Monet was born, causing clouds everywhere to faint from his impressive impressism.
* 1933 - King Kong climbs, humps Statue of Liberty.
* 1964 - Mary Poppins receives the Castro Award for vocalizing the Brobdingnagianest word ever. Unfortunately, her award is later revoked by the staff of Websters on the grounds that Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious! is in fact not a word but a surrealistic painting by Herman Brood.
* 1975 - Flying Squad officer Jack Regan gives a slag a proper kicking. Now SHUT IT!
* 1998 - Dennis Rodman and Carmen Electra marry in Las Vegas, marking the beginning of the ugly bride marries hot bride craze.
* 2005 - Tom Preston purchases John Lennon's testicles in an online charity auction, for £20,000, with the intention of creating a clone.
* 2006 - You and I got married. I love you honey...
* 2010 - World switches to Metric time. Hourglass rendered useless.
Source? --> click me!
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A married exkrementensammler? Not believable. This list must be fake.
you = reader 😛