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'Tis Easier to Destroy than to Create
The scourge of the savage MDPers is upon us. They know not civilisation, manners or culture. They care only for themselves and are as barbaric as their dirty little hands can be.
The DALer is a gentle, civilised and intelligent being.
The DALer has refined tastes: he drinks Chardonnay, listens to Bach, reads Tolstoy and enjoys the occasional hunt. Unlike the Murderous Drunken Primitives, DAL society would never allow men to wear skirts, or women to wear pants. Never mind coloured people roaming the MDP streets like stray dogs. Har. Har. Har. Jolly good fun.
Where the MDPer is content with making jokes about flatulence, the DALer finds their humour in Charlie Chaplin and the Marx Brothers.
Similarly, DALers do not worship many Gods like the MDP primitives do. They worship one glorious being, the one and only Flying Spaghetti Monster.
The MDP heathens will, of course, pray for forgiveness as soon as His day is upon us. In the meantime, let them enjoy their childish playing in the mud and their endless supply of cheap rum.
We have, in the past attempted to contact the Murderous Drunken Primitives for dinner. However, there was a slight misunderstanding. While we on the civilised portion of planet earth went to have a few drinks and hearty chuckles with fellow human beings
we were confronted by savagery of the worst kind! Why, my 6th wife fainted on the spot when she viewed the scene.
Well, I never. To view parts of the human body the FSM made to be hidden was a horendous experience. I had to go back to my Baroque mansion and execute a few slaves to rid myself of this grotesque image.
And the weapons they fight and hunt with!
So unlike the noble DALer.
How dare the Murderous Drunken Primitives show themselves in public without a tie! How dare they eat meat before it is cooked to medium rare! How dare they copulate with other men and other men's wives without shame!
^Our art^
^Their art^
So think. Do you wish for drunken savages to pillage your women and rape your churches? Do you want coloured folks to be allowed to wear ties and women to wear pants, my god?! If you belong to the civilised variety of homo sapiens, then the DAL is the place for you where we shall discuss fine cuisine, the economics of 17th century Vienna and why savages will never replace good old folk like us under our watch now will they? Nay! Not under our watch.
Paid for by the Committee to Elect DAL Congressmen.
The DALer is a gentle, civilised and intelligent being.
The DALer has refined tastes: he drinks Chardonnay, listens to Bach, reads Tolstoy and enjoys the occasional hunt. Unlike the Murderous Drunken Primitives, DAL society would never allow men to wear skirts, or women to wear pants. Never mind coloured people roaming the MDP streets like stray dogs. Har. Har. Har. Jolly good fun.
Where the MDPer is content with making jokes about flatulence, the DALer finds their humour in Charlie Chaplin and the Marx Brothers.
Similarly, DALers do not worship many Gods like the MDP primitives do. They worship one glorious being, the one and only Flying Spaghetti Monster.
The MDP heathens will, of course, pray for forgiveness as soon as His day is upon us. In the meantime, let them enjoy their childish playing in the mud and their endless supply of cheap rum.
We have, in the past attempted to contact the Murderous Drunken Primitives for dinner. However, there was a slight misunderstanding. While we on the civilised portion of planet earth went to have a few drinks and hearty chuckles with fellow human beings
we were confronted by savagery of the worst kind! Why, my 6th wife fainted on the spot when she viewed the scene.
Well, I never. To view parts of the human body the FSM made to be hidden was a horendous experience. I had to go back to my Baroque mansion and execute a few slaves to rid myself of this grotesque image.
And the weapons they fight and hunt with!
So unlike the noble DALer.
How dare the Murderous Drunken Primitives show themselves in public without a tie! How dare they eat meat before it is cooked to medium rare! How dare they copulate with other men and other men's wives without shame!
^Our art^
^Their art^
So think. Do you wish for drunken savages to pillage your women and rape your churches? Do you want coloured folks to be allowed to wear ties and women to wear pants, my god?! If you belong to the civilised variety of homo sapiens, then the DAL is the place for you where we shall discuss fine cuisine, the economics of 17th century Vienna and why savages will never replace good old folk like us under our watch now will they? Nay! Not under our watch.
Paid for by the Committee to Elect DAL Congressmen.
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Dominik and Scorpius united in DAL under holy matrimony of the glorious FSM. It surely is a sign of feudal tidings.
Obviously, we DAL in a panic. That's great, we like to strike fear into the heart of our opponent.
Join us in the Military Dictatorship Party
Rolo Tahmasee
MDP Vice President
Shoo! Onwards you go, filthy savages! There is no space for you in this residence! Shoo! BEGONE!
Ah, the economics of 17th century Vienna
I, for one, welcome our Austrian overlords
The MDP eats centuries for breakfast.
Voted for excellence in journalism.
~hyuu~
our art will be worth more in galleries and museums!
but yes, the rest is true
Funny stuff. Voted of course. This much publicity in a spoof can't be bad for MDP.
hehe
fun read
I dare say 'ol chap this is perchance the most witty article i have come across in many a fortnight!
*joins Dominik for a lively discussion on classical music*
All hail the flying spaghetti monster!
Very dignified, kinda like on the Titanic when the band kept on playing while everyone around them was fighting to get into the lifeboats and going over the side... ; -)
All publicity is good publicity
Why does a stupid article with lots of pictures get twice as many votes as a passionate justification for a political vision in regards to history? You people are more retarded than I thought.
There is no direct relationship between votes and quality journalism or quality commentary.
^ hence why Termz gets more votes then Plugson
No, that would be the vote buying.
how is that different from what i said?
I'm MDP and I do not fit their profile. I'd actually be somewhat interested in discussing classical music.
I dislike politics and I even dislike MDP, but for some weird reason(s), I'm still here.
The Flying Spaghetti Monster, destroy of worlds, creator of delicious pastas.