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SPAIN HAS DECIDED TO ATTEMPT AN INVASION OF OUR GLORIOUSLY BEAUTIFUL SOUTHEAST. THEIR PIG-DISGUSTING HOOVES WISH TO TRAMPLE OUR FLORIDA ORANGE GROVES. THEY LONG TO GATHER ALL OF OUR FISH FOR THEIR ATROCIOUS PAELLA. THEY DESIRE TO FORCE US ALL TO … mehr »
>Hungry sits back, chillin, watching over his empire
>”Shit, brah. I gots land from da Balkanz to Amerifat and Tacoland
>Refreshes the page and sees a bunch of NE’s and a French airstrike
>Aw hell nah.
>Runs over to
I have descended from my perch, high upon propaganda mountain, to walk amongst you today. I see that you are in the middle of deciding who will become your President next month. It is quite the task, I’m sure. Should Oblige get a