Binda's Paper - newspaper of Binda33

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Joke of the day - Letters to landlords

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Allegedly Genuine Extracts from Letters Sent to Landlords.

· I wish to complain that my father hurt his ankle very badly when he put his foot in the hole in his back passage.

· The lavatory is blocked; this is caused by the boys … mehr »

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Joke of the day - Comments by commentators during 2004 Olympics

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Comments made by NBC commentators during 2004 Summer Olympics

1. Weightlifting commentator:” This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing."

2. Dressage commentator:” This is … mehr »

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Joke of the day - Church newsletters

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Church Newsletters

On the lighter side of religion, here are some actual sentences found in church bulletins and newsletters:

1) Don't let worry kill you. Let the Church help.

2) Thursday night - potluck supper. Prayer and … mehr »

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Joke of the day - Actual exchanges from pilots

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Subject: In the cockpit -actual exchanges-

These are actual exchanges between pilots & ATCs in the Tower. Don't miss the last one!!!

Tower: 'TWA 2341, for noise abatement turn right 45 Degrees.'
TWA 2341: 'Centre, we are … mehr »

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Joke of the day - Gloves

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Panties and Gloves

A young man wanted to purchase a gift for his new sweetheart's birthday, and as they had not been dating very long, after careful consideration he decided a pair of gloves would strike just the right note: romantic, but … mehr »