Yakety Sax with eBulgaria
New Faustian Man
Good evening ladies and gentlemen o/
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Now as we all know, Bulgaria have been making real pests of themselves lately ...
This all started, as we can see in the graphic above, with Bulgur Air Striking Lithuanian-held Norwegian cores in what had been dubbed a “rescue mission” to help their new allies in Asgard, (although it would also provide Bulgaria a means to escape the prison they’d been held in for the past couple months and allow them to regain congress and access their treasury). Now as we all know Bulgaria have some history were "rescue" or "punitive" Air Strikes are concerned, (remember their "punitive" AS against Argentina when Argentine and EDEN soldiers tanked them out of South America?) unfortunately however it doesn't look like they learned from their previous mistakes...
As we can see above, Romania quickly Air Strike'd Bulgarian-held regions in Scandinavia....
So this:
Soon turned into this:
...in just a matter of days
In case you missed Bulgaria on the map, I’ve used a handy white arrow to illustrate precisely where it is after the effects of the Romanian AS were felt:
Romania o7
However the fun didn't stop there, as the above pic illustrates, now Bulgaria have launched an NE against former "staunch" allies the eUnited Kingdom....
Bulgur Country President Tablov above,
moments before signing the NE proposal
against the United Kingdom
With this NE Bulgaria hope to capture an eUK region which will mean they'll (FINALLY) regain a congress -- even if it is at the cost of upsetting old allies. Only time will tell if the strategy was worth it or not...
Above, a traditional Bulgarian wardance performed by the Bulgarian MoD
and vMoD intended to scare the eUKers into submission...
Above, an eUK soldier practices for that moment when Bulgur ships land on eUK shores...
COME HOME BULGARIA!! THE BALKANS JUST ISN'T THE SAME WITHOUT IT'S DOORMAT!!
o/ to my Bulgarian friends
Remember: its all for the lulz,
NFM
Comments
Pole?
Wiiiii, nice article, indeed. 😉
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hue hue Bulgaria no congress again
Somewhere romper is laughing hard
CoT Countryes: -YEAAAAH,EDEN IS GONE!
CoT Random Citizen: -Yes,but now the ex-eden countryes are hunting us down and beat the hell out of us!
CoT Countryes: -But the EDEN is gone!😃
Hihi
winning... o7
Strength and Honour
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Hehe, everyone in the world is "old allies" somehow. Romania and Bulgaria were old allies at the height of EDEN. I don't see any qualms in Romania ASing Bulgaria into oblivion because of the good old days now. Do you?
I'd rather they were still just that, whichever way you look at it Rom-Bulg are natural allies, there's no reason they should be at loggerheads. If the eUS-Spain can agree an NAP why not Rom-Bulg? It would be mutually beneficial.
As far as I know Romania has a goal to keep Bulgaria permanently deleted and without congress with the idea that this will make the majority of the Bulgarian population change CS with no way back or just quit the game. This strategy has been very successful so far. Combined with the constant admin frivolities there are plenty of Bulgarian, CoT and pro-CoT players who are logging off for good.
As for Bulgaria, they wouldn't mind working with Romania, as long as that doesn't mean having to work with Turkey (a whole other subject ofc). The Bulgarians would rather quit the game than be seen in an alliance or even a quasi alliance with Turkey. And so on.
xD
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Thanks bro o7
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Kind of funny... I guess :I
Can i've a eUK soldier?? can i???,,😅
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hmm
This is a Cyprus girl @the end, not a UK girl 🙁
How can you mix us up with a Thatcher biç? :/
TATATATATATATA
Who is she?
It's Grainne : D
As Irish State Prior and Cleric of The Word i bless bulgaria for NE british spawns of SATAN!
And i bless this article with a holy vote coz author is a cool dude...
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STARGATE!
I love Ireland!
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Hue Hue Hue 🙂
the hole article smells like buthurt 😃 xaxaxaxaaaxaxaxaxaxa
Yes, Lulgurian. One Air Strike and how many NE's within the last week and still haven't secured congress!? Its one disaster after another 😛
and in asnwer of emanuil : bulgarian ppl change cs not because we are occupy but because most of our politicans are idiots
If Bulgurs are changing cs to get away from idiot politicians, then their options are limited. Quite a few countries are ruled by "idiot politicians" unfortunately.
These politicans are voted from citizens, And who are idiots citizens or politicans?
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loooool
funny article - funny events - funny facts 😛
WHY BULGARIA? ..why you always need to backstab one of your ally? WHY? 😃
Who did we backstab now? Our natural friend is Ireland. UK has been an ally in the past but now is the present.
Bulg do realise Polska are parked in Wales and Rom are probs gonna follow Bu;g onto eUK soil right? You's should've headed to the south seas like Fyrom.
*Bulg
May be if we got off first, we'd attack NZ and Macedonia Lithuania but this is how things worked out and we don't regret the choice. Now, Romania is stronger than us, no doubt. But it is obvious how admins helped them. So... we need a way out and there's UK, right next to us. The other way is to just give up. Would you choose that?
Anyway, I liked the article. 🙂
Benny Hill \o/
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gur gur gur
great article....voted
Free Norway!
u didi it like a boss!
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Funny xD