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Citizens of the eUnited States of America,


September is certainly the month for surprises, to quote the good Philosopher.

First off, I'd like to de-frustrate all of you who used to love visiting the "Country Administration" page. The Country Administration page is where you learn about all the laws being proposed, find out who from your country is online at any given moment, catch up on Natural Enemies, Wars, and Alliances, see a snapshot of the Political influencers of our Nation, double check the economic indicators, and find out how your President is doing with respect to his stated goals.

All this was available via a link under the "Community" tab. It's gone.

In the words of Martin Luther King Jr., "We must build dikes of courage to hold back the flood of fear." You can still access all of these wonderments merely by clicking the little flag icon next to your "level bar". Try it now. Let's hear it for the dikes!


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There has been a changing of the guard at the Defense Department. Oblige had been serving as the Secretary of Defense until two days ago when he stepped down, being replaced by Avruch. Avruch has plenty of experience, most recently during the Blank Keating Administration where he oversaw our Nation's recovery from being wiped. The transfer of power was a peaceful one and Oblige remains on as an advisor, still busy as ever organizing, coordinating, and being seen running through the halls of government with his balls to the wind because he keeps forgetting to take potty breaks. WHOAH! There he goes now!


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Speaking of the Department of Defense, the nation has sorely disappointed me lately with respect to voting up the newspaper containing current Orders.

"But Secretary Gnilraps," I hear you saying, "those orders are not kept up to date. Why waste my time voting orders that are not current?"

Ah. You speak, we listen. Your all new Department of Defense Orders newspaper now features a CONSTANTLY UPDATED Primary Orders link which depends on human intervention less than ever. A similar Secondary Orders link is coming very soon.

Just check this baby out:



Ah, the wonders of technology.


Vote Department of Defense Orders Daily. More importantly, rely on DoD for steadfast advice on where to spend your food fights.


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Are you still not in a Military Unit or Militia? Then you’re doing it wrong
US Armed Forces
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- As G as it Gets., President A^2’s paper.



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Keep clicking fight,
Gnilraps
White House Press Secretary