WHPR [Day 1,179] - NoB, Jobs, and Inci

Day 1,179, 20:40 • Published in USA USA • by James S. Brady Press Room


We Love You:

It’s time for us to show that we care. We need to show we care about something important too, not just our sacred cheeseburgers. That’s why it’s time to show that we are in a committed relationship with PANAM.

Brazil is under attack by the 2xSpaniards. Clearly, we cannot let Brozil lose one of their most important regions. It’s time to show we really mean it. I fought for the first time in months for this battle and did all 30 of my food fights.

Fight in North of Brazil.

Spain is most likely holding their damage until we go to sleep so if you can stay awake until the next mini battle, you’re fights will mean much, much more. West coast, prove yourself.



Mush, servant:

We’ve gotten a solid flow of impressionable applicants for the position of ambassador, but we’re still looking for more. Sign up here. It’s a good move. I got to meet a guy with the username The Samurai. What a cool name.

If you’re interested in working in the government but don’t necessarily want to converse with foreigners, then you can fill out the executive application. There are all sorts of exciting job opportunities there. I don’t know what they are, but they’re exciting.

Lastly, if you enjoy money then there is a spot for you. The economic council isn’t part of the executive branch, it merely exists in an advisory role. It’s still a classy operation. If you know things about money or think you do, then apply here.




Inci:

Lastly, we have the “issue” of Inci. This is a good issue. A large number of active players want to help the United States, so it’s been a matter of figuring out how best to do that. It’s come to the decision that they will be treated just like normal Americans. They will be forming their own militia and some will be entering the military and other militias.

You can examine a slightly more detailed stance in the Acting President’s article.

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- The President’s Paper
- The Vice President’s Newspaper
- Department of Defense Orders
- The Pony Express

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Kentel
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