White House Press Release - Jan. 30th
James S. Brady Press Room
Been around the world and found that only stupid people are breeding,
The cretins cloning and feeding,
And I don't even own a TV.
A Fuzzy Situation
As you may or may not have noticed, there's a little bit of an issue that seems to be underway. Seems that those old dogs in Serbia and whatnot decided to try and give America what for and start a RW in Tibet. The real tragedy of this action is that the pandas we use to keep our Kawaii Quotient up (talk to Pfeiffer about the economic specifics behind that if you want to know) will soon fall under Eastern European oppression.
That's right. The pandas we have long used to supply our troops and our nation at large with their daily dose of cuddles and cuteness will soon be in enemy hands.
And this is not good America.
Do you really want this to fall into enemy hands?
Save the panda.
Save the world.
They Don't Actually Hate Us...Do They?
If by they, you mean they you mean Pakistan, then yes, they do love us. They're just having a few problems because their congress got PTO'd, but it's okay, because they're voting it down. They still love us.
😁
If by they, you mean Spain however, then that's another story. Spain is that kid you knew in your school that would come up to your locker, talk about how great friends you guys were, ask you to do your homework, then walk away talking to his buddies about how much of a total loser you were. I mean, who honestly decides to reject a long time friendship, try and declare us their natural enemy, and then attempt to denounce it saying we're the best of friends? Our President isn't fooled; neither should you be.
Who Wants to Be a POTUS?
Speaking of Presidents, this month's POTUS elections are looking to be one of the most interesting races we've had since that one time some kitten came back and started scratching at James Franco...or something...
Anyways, Chickensguys, Claire Littleton, Emerick, Gulden Draak, Haliman, Joe Dasmoe, Justin McCravok, Julian Mizu, Pearcey333 and possibly galli & ligtreb are ALL RUNNING FOR POTUS.
America's face upon learning that they would actually have to decide on 1 candidate out of the candidate pool.
I'll give you a clue as to who you should really vote for...
Three words: write in vote (ask Pfeiffer how it's possible [seriously]).
Anyways, preliminary polling done by some old guy in a hat has shown that America prefers giant Tsunami waves over JRPG characters, Canadians, Disney action revivals, suicidal JRPG characters, Monopoly, zombies, blonde chicks, old men, and almost everything.
Who knew?
***UPDATE***
In addition to fancy polls, there's also a debate going on. Go ahead and hop on IRC tonight at 17:00 eRep Time in #eus-debate to witness this spectacular clash of titans.
Yeah, it's kinda like that.
Be sure to take some time and submit some questions for them as well.
Anyways, good luck with trying to decide who to vote for. As for me, I have a failsafe method of picking.
And it's only failed me once.
Enjoy the news, my little chunks of XP.
Athanaric
~Linkmaster Extraordinaire~
Comments
Pertamax!
K
Help Ukraine.Please.Ñðàçèòåñü for us against Russia.Thank you.
Oh yeah WHPR yeah
America is a dog?
Votado
Very interesting, thanks for this Ath.
♥
Serbia loves us, they REALLY REALLY LOVE US. 😁
Looks like a 3 way race atm: Mizu, Emerick and Joe.
But Claire can pull two-clickers, and any sitting POTUS does as well. Thanks for the mention Athanaric.
POTUS pollupdated 1:30p eRp
SERBIA HAIL
US FAIL 😛
KOSOVO IS SERBIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
o/
free TEXAS
Jajajja nice use the ne of usa, what you don't say is the president who declare that is impeach, do it alone and the ne go down. And we are not speaking about the romanian mpp it's another business, we speak about spain-usa finish of relationship and frienship.
It's not only better say the true, you prefer brazil to spain.
What's up America? : ))
> implying, bigheaded boy, that your alliance with Brasil, creation of PANAM, backstabbing of (old)EDEN, forsaking and betraying of old anti-PHX southamerican nations like Bolivia and Peru, deals with Turkey, conspiracies v Spain, conspiracies/manipulation v Greece/Bulgaria, forsaking of Bosnia, and the rest of the huge list of double cheezburger treacherous ways... weren't carefully planned and calculated moves much before the highway to impeach of spanish e😜res (due to RL issues he wanted impeachment) or the Pol-Hun or Spa-Hun MPP. Shall we ask PIZ, Krems, NXNW and the rest of the troupe? The records are there...
You should take some lessons at slandering and snaking from the Romulans. They're much better at it. In fact, it's the only thing they're good at. And they don't fail so hard as Amurricah.
No way back now.
Also, FREE TIBET!!!
Free Tibet : )
Tibet is almost free.
Texas is next.
UNITED STATES of FAIL
Hail Spain
Hail Hungary
Hail Poland
Hail Serbia
Voted and...
why u don't put the link to the votation of USA as spanish NaturalEnemy, maybe because it was rejected by 10-26?
http://www.erepublik.com/en/Spain/law/65394
And u can add to it that the president who proposed it was impeachment inmediately, but of course, this is not interesting... HA
who is the traitor?...
UNITED STATES of FAIL
voted
"If by they, you mean Spain however, then that's another story. Spain is that kid you knew in your school that would come up to your locker, talk about how great friends you guys were, ask you to do your homework, then walk away talking to his buddies about how much of a total loser you were. I mean, who honestly decides to reject a long time friendship, try and declare us their natural enemy, and then attempt to denounce it saying we're the best of friends? Our President isn't fooled; neither should you be."
LOL
Incredible. What an example of lie and hypocrisy, using the NE of our impeached prez to do propaganda against us.
And oh wait, let me remember:
- 2k GOLD loaned from Spain to USA when you were being invaded (summer 09'), at the same time we activated all France's MPP to try to help you (and we finally were wiped out of the map, while you fortunately kept Florida and counter attacked from there).
- 1k GOLD spent from our funds to tank in Kyushu (Dec 09').
- 3k GOLD loaned to tank in Liaoning (Iran), because your MoF was off (Dec 09').
- 10k (5-5) GOLD spent to tank in Liaoning (Serbia), twice (May and June 10').
It's true. What a bad allies we are.
Also I could paste the conversation I had yesterday with Haliman, where everybody could see he says each time one different thing to my questions referring to the MPP. And, of course, after he "wasted" his excuses he ran away.
Now please, go with your hate apology towards Spain to other place.
Kthxbye.
HAIL PANAM!
HAIL CROMANIA!
Durruti +1000. Eres jrande!
So eUSA in PANAM cares more about Europe than ever in the past, quite funny.
I do know that the downhill about the size of brain usable in the presidents of eRepublik is some kind of endemic disease but this case it's pretty amazing. Please just tell us you suddenly hate us and you will feel better.
lotta butt-hurt in here...
Kolumbo came to America by boat ,one day Serbs will come by tank!
Don't lose me!
why am I in this twice?