What is in a name?

Day 1,117, 07:08 Published in Australia Greece by Jack Lantos


OPINION POLL

Numerous new names for this land have been suggested in the last couple of days, so a sampling of options regarding the new eAustralia have been gathered by interviews.

Question 1: "What do you call the new eAustralia?"



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All other responses were omitted due to excessive redundancy. The most popular at the moment seems to be "Indostralia", although a rose by any other name would smell as sweet.

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In all fairness, additional gems may have been lost in translation.

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WAR NEWS

In other news, the Dropbears join the US Cavalry, who have our respect and trust as staunch allies.


"I've seen this movie before." - ST

Indeed, history shows that eAustralians have been the underdogs many times, but have coped with a lot of underhanded tactics and with the help of allies defied the odds more than once. eAustalian citizens have been urged by the government to keep their citizenships, to consider joining the military, to read official announcements (see links below), and I would add to look forward to our greedy neighbours being once again put back in their place. 🙂
eAustralia forum
Department of public relations
Department of defence

Jack Lantos