VoA Battles + Interview

Day 2,614, 07:50 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • by Ministry of Entertainment


You missed us? I hope you did because we missed you too!!!
20 days have passed since our last article and we would like to inform you about our current status. We also have some surprise interviews with 3 high ranked members of Asterian HQ so keep reading people!



As you can see Argentina is doing pretty good. People think that we are losing this war but they failed to see the big picture. Millions years ago South America and Africa were united into one super continent Pangaea. That what we are trying to do now is prove that this theory was correct by sending Argentina there for as long as they can hold before evil forces try to stop our theory.






In Europe everything is fine. Romania is trying hard to imitate UK and she started by trying to look like her as you can see they have more work till they perfected their shape.
Serbia has bonus and thats all we want

Bruce land got also bonus and Bruce all mighty is laughing all the time, Ursula thinks that he will play Joker in the next Batman film but this remains to be seen.

In Ektonistan aka ex Greece everything is ok general admiral country president prime minister ektonosiakos is doing a great job playing farmville.

At this point, we have to congratulate both Romania and Ektonistan for their AirStike. It is a great example on how you can lose money by some countries without alliance and some random dudes. Future generations have much to learn from this!!!





China is still missing... We made amber alert and we are still waiting for a phone call we will inform you as soon as we get it!



Today we have the honor to speak with some fine members of our glorious HQ.
Ektonosiakos , i n f 0 r m e r and Bruce

Bruce: I am Bruce

VoA: we know that but you have to wait i am asking the questions

Bruce: I am Bruce

VoA: Ok nice to meet you Bruce…

Bruce: I am Bruce

VoA: Dear Ekto people are calling you Henry Kissinger of erepublik what can you say about that?

Ekto: Who the f*** is he? God created the world in 7 days i did it in 10 minutes with ticket.

VoA: Thats impressive!!! What are your plans about Asteria? People say that we make too many NAP.

Ekto: Ofc it is impressive. Man always knew that his future is away from earth that's why we made the space program and things go slow but good. As for the NAP there are still 7-8 countries without NAP.

VoA: But i was talking for the Asteria alliance…

Ekto: And who are you to tell me how should i reply? As i said the future is in the stars and one day we will go there.

VoA: Ok Ekto…

Bruce: I am Bruce

VoA: Good for you Bruce

VoA: i n f 0 r m e r please tell us something about your position in Asteria.

i n f 0 r m e r: At the moment i change names in irc. The bigger the name the more important you look.

VoA: How does this helps the alliance?

i n f 0 r m e r: How should i know that? I look important to people in the room.

Bruce: I am Bruce

Well people these are the replies from our HQ i hoped that they helped you!