Verses Inspired By Recent Scandals

Day 819, 15:26 • Published in Ireland Ireland • by James Keiller

Now that we all know the truth, this is clearly a work of fiction.


The small furry creature looked deep in his soul
Saying “How did I get in such peril?
My good name is gone ‘cos I played with some trolls
And went just a little bit feral.

So I’ll go to the palace and say “Make it right”
And throw myself down on the floor
Saying, “If you give me cover for being such a shite
Then I swear I’ll go trollin’ no more.””