vCP - FREE GOLD!

Day 2,301, 01:17 • Published in Australia Australia • by eAus Department of Information


G’day Aussies,

Well the eAustralian media seems to be hitting a little lull compared to the great activity of late, so I’ve decided to hold another competition similar to the last one called Kitten Cannon…wooooh there Dr Hugh, what kind of competition? is probably what you are thinking. Well I don’t like your tone but I will explain anyway - I have decided to chuck 10 gold out of my own pocket that i hacked from Claire Louise’s account, and all you awesome people have to do is play this fun and simple game - Punch the Babies and the person with the most babies punched will win the prize. Like Kitten Cannon this is open to all citizens of all nations because eAussies are very generous that way. Anyway with Punch the Babies the idea is to...well punch the babies dropped by the stalks, they occasionally drop baseball bats as well with means you can hit numerous babies. Also birth control pills are dropped with slows the game down for a fraction...so what are you waiting for???

So as with the last competition, play, enjoy and post the screenshot of your score in the comments section below, and when this article leaves the media we’ll sort out which one of you cheated and beat Dr Hugh’s score and won the gold. Bloody cheats.

Disclaimer - The eAustralian Government under no way supports the punting or punching of babies and we condemn whole heartedly domestic abuse against women of children. This is a game an no likely more to encourage picking a fight with a baby than eRep encourages you to pick up a weapon and shoot up a shopping centre for XP points so please keep fake outrage to a minimum. The last competition was won by an eChilean citizen and in no way, shape or form do we tolerate that kind of outrage either.



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