UNITED pledges support for CP Elections
Day 2,627, 11:01
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by Coltan Bonobo
UNITED Official Release
So the Canadian CP elections are coming. We are all but wiped and have spent the most recent period draining resources in pointless wars. Given the dire straits we appear to be in, I wanted to add my voice to the current presidential debate. Rather than ramble on with the all too common one dimensional eRep CP elevator speech, I thought I would let these genuine pictures speak a thousand words....
Archive photos of Rylde and his "war machine" MDP planning strategies during one of their infamous wild "drinking binges"
DMV supporters just hanging out being regular dudes and having fun,
IBB developing complex foreign affairs strategies and relationships that are far too secret to be shared
DMV developing foreign affairs strategies and relationships....engaging the Canadian people on their conception and sharing the outcomes. Whilst chilling and playing Candy Crush.
Isn't it obvious? Vote DMV because you might as well. Everyone else has been shit!
DMV supporters just hanging out being regular dudes and having fun,
IBB developing complex foreign affairs strategies and relationships that are far too secret to be shared
DMV developing foreign affairs strategies and relationships....engaging the Canadian people on their conception and sharing the outcomes. Whilst chilling and playing Candy Crush.
Isn't it obvious? Vote DMV because you might as well. Everyone else has been shit!
Coltan Bonobo
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First. Not that I give a toss.
I'll be taking the month off and not be raising or using CO funds for freedom if DMV wins the election.
Let's hope he wins two months. You can then come back and screw things up again.
He's not going to win at all so my threat is empty. Everyone knows he's a clown and doesn't deserve to sit in the seat. He doesn't inspire anyone but the trash of the nation to follow him. His supporters like yourself might win trolling wars but they don;'t win battles.
Hey Rylde, who was CP when we kicked the eUS out? Here is a hint, it wasn't a member of MDP.
Its a good thing were currently fighting the americans then.
The point is out of me and IBB I am the only one who has successfully ended a wipe. I have also published more campaign articles than his team has published articles informing the Canadian people of what their government is doing.
Any faggot can write a butt load of campaign articles
This is one sexy endorsement article.
Pic 1: preparatory breakfast for an utterly epic D&D session.
Pic 2: Shallow, annoying people - probably Mormon anti-vaxxers - posing for yet another group shot at the Selfie Awards.
Pic 3: Inventor of the Internet, having a smoke break. Smoking is cool.
Pic 4: King of the Shirtless Douchenozzles taking 3 selfies at once while saying "uh-huh..... uh-huh... yeah...." to someone who thinks they are having an actual conversation on the phone. He is in the process of posting these selfies to facebook, Twitter, Instagram, Tumblr and Pinterest with the caption "Tlakin to GF lol #oldskoolphones #forgottoshave #yoloswag"
Whenever I see that many blue eyed, blond haired white people showing that much teeth I need to take a nervous pee.
I also have a weird feeling that DMV actually looks like the photo above. Lucky bastard.
eww
Funny. Although I suspect that the first picture is overly flattering.
I'm pretty sure Rylde gets drunk on his own and his "retainers" simply guide his "passion" towards the enemy.
The nerd pics are far more interesting.
Man, I WISH I looked like that guy...then all these ladies would stop distracting me from my duties to eCanada.
Too bad :/
Oh well, guess I'll just keep kickin' ass anyways \o/