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Ultimatum to eGermany

Tag 1,945, 13:02 Published in Cyprus Argentinien von smee again
Goodevening fellow (e)Cypriots,

I, the Supreme Commander of the United Peoples of eCyprus hereby officially inform the eGerman government that you have been found guilty of crimes against the peoples of eCyprus and against all citizens of the eWorld. Due to this, and in conjuction with the united armed forces of every other eCountry you are subject to the following ultimatum.

I, on behalf of the eCypriot people inform you that eCyprus will immediately airstrike eGermany unless you submit to the following demands.

- We demand 6.75% of all the eMoney currently in all eGerman accounts.

- We demand 10.00% of all the eMoney currently in the German National Bank, the Bundesbank - http://www.erepublik.com/en/economy/citizen-accounts/571052

- We demand the immediate handover of the German Chancellor, BadMax aka eAngela Merkel, to face punishment for crimes.

eGermany should not worry, BadMax aka eAngela Merkel has already faced an honest and unbiased court and had a chance to defend himself. He of course has already been found guilty. Below is a transcript of the court case:

COURT PROCEEDINGS

First Question - Do you prefer to sleep in a big pile of money or in a huge pile of money?
Answer - HUGE PILE OF MONEY, I WANT IT ALL.

Second Question - Please complete this sentence "eAngela Merkal is a big, fat _____"
Answer - GREATEST HUMAN BEING IN THE HISTORY OF THE eWORLD

Third Question - As the Chancellor of eGermany you have been tried and found guilty of committing crimes against eHumanity. Do you have any comments to defend yourself?
Answer - I AM ABOVE YOUR LAWS.

Fourth Question - In reparations of your eCrimes against eHumanity, will you immediately hand over to eCyprus 10% of the money from the German National Bank - Bundesbank?
Answer - ME GIVE YOU MONEY? THATS NOT HOW IT WORKS... YOU MUST GIVE ME ALL YOUR eMONEY NOW!

Fifth Question - Will eGermany submit to the demands of eCyprus?
Answer - WHERE EXACTLY IS eCYPRUS?



Photograph of the eCriminal BadMax aka eAngela Merkel.

The Current President of eCyprus has already been informed of the demands of the people of eCyprus (and of the eWorld) and is currently co-ordinating war preparations with the current political adminstration.

eGermany has until 00:00 eRep time, Day 1946, to submit to our demands.


Regards,

The Supreme Commander of the United Peoples of eCyprus
smee again

P.S. Please do not donate money to eCypriot people, 6.75% goes automatically into the eGerman country accounts.
 

Kommentare

BadMax
BadMax Tag 1,945, 13:03

Hail Angela Merkistan \o/

Sei Kaon
Sei Kaon Tag 1,945, 13:38

What is this meaningless thing bitte?

Haskos
Haskos Tag 1,945, 13:04

In smee we trust o/

Ntaikos
Ntaikos Tag 1,945, 13:06

Sounds fair.

Voted and supported

Iaswn
Iaswn Tag 1,945, 13:06

Hail smee

egemen_i
egemen_i Tag 1,945, 13:07

If there is an ultimatum, that should be given by Turks.
Germany be clever or we ll cut your balls!!!12!!

RoaiTG
RoaiTG Tag 1,945, 13:07

no smee, not germany.

2 clicker
2 clicker Tag 1,945, 13:08

trololololo

NueveOcho
NueveOcho Tag 1,945, 13:10

LOL
Take that Germony

Lord Marlock
Lord Marlock Tag 1,945, 13:10

german banks rule, as usual

Headless Sheep
Headless Sheep Tag 1,945, 13:10

γιατι ειναι ο δρακουλας εκει;

Addy Lawrence
Addy Lawrence Tag 1,945, 13:12

"you have been found guilty of war crimes against the peoples"

This is over the top role play. I consider it a sleight against the true "war crimes". Please consider changing this text.

GreekStallion7
GreekStallion7 Tag 1,945, 13:12

Er geht raus zu den andern, verboten

HAIL SMEE AGAIN

The Docfather
The Docfather Tag 1,945, 13:12

u srs?

NorthAfricaCorps
NorthAfricaCorps Tag 1,945, 14:36

doctorius cannot into rl-news :<

The Docfather
The Docfather Tag 1,945, 15:18

Ich sehe da keinen Zusammenhang :<

NorthAfricaCorps
NorthAfricaCorps Tag 1,945, 15:29

:<

eisenmutter2
eisenmutter2 Tag 1,946, 15:17

ich verstehe es als parodie namens "zypernzwangsabgabe umgedreht - deutschland ist schuld, merkel noch schulter", könnte mich aber auch irren

Sebatay
Sebatay Tag 1,945, 13:13

o7 mein damage will be with you !

Ethel Rosenberg
Ethel Rosenberg Tag 1,945, 13:13

In smee we trust.... always and forever!

Kalif Batan Tag 1,945, 13:14

Kommentar gelöscht

pipo lolo
pipo lolo Tag 1,945, 13:15

Just get off the island and spare us from your articles.

miti16
miti16 Tag 1,945, 13:15

-_-

N0rdiK
N0rdiK Tag 1,945, 13:15

o/

Kalif Batan
Kalif Batan Tag 1,945, 13:16

EDEN propaganda!

depici
depici Tag 1,945, 13:17

how can one join United Peoples of eCyprus?

e-petros
e-petros Tag 1,945, 13:18

Epic Justice is Epic

NeueN
NeueN Tag 1,945, 13:20

Gibe more moneyz cyprus.

vasspana
vasspana Tag 1,945, 13:20

voted and supported \o/

satlak
satlak Tag 1,945, 13:20

http://tinyurl.com/b9keg9c < that's epicer(!!!!!!!!!!!)

depici
depici Tag 1,945, 13:22

cool story bro!

satlak
satlak Tag 1,945, 13:23

Η μεγαλη πλακα ειναι οτι με τα μετρα στην Κυπρο ο smeegol εχασε RL λεφτα και ας κανει πλακα.

DOMDOM71
DOMDOM71 Tag 1,945, 13:24

ist die hässlich

kwstakis7
kwstakis7 Tag 1,945, 13:24

v

banovano magare
banovano magare Tag 1,945, 13:26

HAIL ANGELA!

Ich liebe dich, Angela!

Doge N7
Doge N7 Tag 1,945, 14:16

They don't understand who has done a crime, they don't understand we can punish cheaters

banovano magare Tag 1,945, 16:00

Kommentar gelöscht

Doge N7 Tag 1,945, 23:03

Kommentar gelöscht

James Banana
James Banana Tag 1,945, 15:31

I hate that woman. EU is a disgrace to europe.

banovano magare Tag 1,945, 15:58

Kommentar gelöscht

Doge N7
Doge N7 Tag 1,945, 23:02

You prefer a socialist? Lol

James Banana
James Banana Tag 1,946, 00:09

Yes, i very much prefer a socialist.

De Factor
De Factor Tag 1,947, 08:57

o/

VOREIOHPEIROTHS
VOREIOHPEIROTHS Tag 1,945, 13:27

v

Winston Snowball
Winston Snowball Tag 1,945, 13:28

eDeutsche sind voll pöhse!

Blue Skye
Blue Skye Tag 1,945, 13:38

*facepalm*

fairgr
fairgr Tag 1,945, 13:52

v

BlackWater GR
BlackWater GR Tag 1,945, 13:54

ω

 
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