Ultimate plan
Janty F
Yesterday, I had a vision. While I was trying to fall asleep, I felt a strange presence nearby me. I opened my eyes and suddenly I saw a vision of ORTHODOXY GOD himself!!
He offered me his guidance and shared his most secret plan with me. The plan, how to make completely new allmighty aliance - N00BULA. It was an enormous and complicated plan, so it is possible, that it won't make sense to peasants like you. But I'll try to explain the main points and you will hopefully get it.
First landing of eAustralian troops. Easy, see?
1) Australia sends NE to USA in the next few days.
2) Australia AS and conquers the entire USA with the help of Japanese kamikadze fighters. The American soldiers will be distracted by Japanese anime girls and their b00bs.
I think America will be stunned by those like I am :3
3) Uruguay sends NE to Australia and reconquers all USA Hispanic regions, so that Spanish minority won't get oppressed by their Australian overlords (who are generally cruel towards Spanish people)
4) Montenegro... the name of this country sounds almost like Black Spectra. That means, Montenegro will allow the members of Black Spectra to takeover their nation, thus creating Spectronegro. All native Montenegrians will move to Czech Republic under my supervision and together we will build strong Slavic independent nation in the heart of Europe. All RL Serbians will be allowed to join us as well.
5) Negotiations with Egypt will be started. As a gift, Egypt will get all Nigeria regions, currently held by Uruguay, as well as part of original Australia. On the other hand, Egypt will release all Israeli regions and sign MPP with them. If their leaders will shout ,,HAIL N00BULA“ in their friends feed, we will let them to have one Israeli region for free.
6) We will invite Norway to the N00BULA, because they will be able to bring fun and discussion to the alliance. And maybe even Netherlands, because why the hell not.
As you can see here, the plan is already in motion. And nothing can stop it now. Soon, the N00BULA shall emerge. And the prophecy of Orthodoxy God will be fulfilled!
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It all makes perfect sense now...
Learn those battle plans, you will need them soon!
I already committed them to memory, and destroyed the evidence- oh, wait...
Hail NooBULA!
Hail Norway! We will build the future together! o7
Lolyes
I am the MoD of the eUS, and I approve this message.
Janty's genius: the anime girls are working already... BWAHAHAHAHAHA
Bitch...
Maybe.
I knew it!
>And maybe even Netherlands, because why the hell not.
I believe you might get into a huge fallout with cbird if you take away Tonie from him.
hahaahahh nice
HAIL N00BULA
sounds like a plan...
Yep, Baby-Boom in our country will be a real thing, once we get to the fourth point \o/
Voted!
Amazing plan. 😃
Let's see to what extent it works...
It will take atleast a few months to execute all of it... but failure is not an option!
Great Nuñez!!! ITS FREE!! 😮
OMG! More precisely, oh my Orthodoxy God! I will live in the strongest country soon and Noobula will be the strongest alliance we ever saw!
Nice joke 😉
The 2nd point is the most interesting. It's like psychological attack. You know, it must work... Male players won't be able to creep along the earth after the seen. They will be an easy target. What if we will introduce this experimental attack everywhere?
Yep, the ,,Baby-boom" will be real here. The only setback is that we will have to choose our CPs from the pool of Serbian-speaking people... but I think IvanBlok will be good enough... and I can also pretend that I understand Serbian language 😉 .
Great idea. I support the use of psychological warfare at all fronts!
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Somehow I knew this would come to me, one way or the other. 😃
IvanBlok: We are ALL part of the plan 😃 😃
Hail NooBULA!
Every plan needs some in-depth calculation! Maybe this is helpful: http://www.erepublik-deutschland.de/en/tools/mppdamagecalculator
(MPP Damage Calculator) 😃
Oh, it certainly will be... I started to use this site just a few weeks ago (to spy on our citizens and compare eUS taxes to the rest of the world 😃 ) ... now I'll be playing with flags \o/
hail noobula