Two Down, One To Go

Day 2,938, 05:18 • Published in Norway Norway • by Eris Caelestis

This week we successfully defeated both Bolivia and Paraguay, and rid them from our lands! We are very grateful for all our allies who helped us in our time of need. Our ally Sweden pushed out Bolivia in Østlandet, and after a neck-and-neck epic battle, defended their own lands against Paraguay.

It seems as though our Chilean occupants have begun to tire as well. A few have already returned to their homelands. But we will not stop until every last one of them is gone. We must starve the beast!

The question remains, is our hostile dicktator drunk, or merely toying with us, by first raising and then lowering the minimum wage and taxes? The dicktator is like a child that doesn’t know what he/she wants. But no matter what the price, Norway remains determined to keep our kroner out of chilean hands.



Lastly, congratulations to this month’s country president M. de Ruyter, who was supported across parties by a unified Norway!

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