Tuesday's Thoughts of the day!
Day 1,540, 05:35
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by Ronan Donovan
1 A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain.
2 The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.
3 It's easy to identify people who can't count to ten.
They're in front of you in the supermarket express lane.
4 People who know little are usually great talkers, while men who know much say little.
2 The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.
3 It's easy to identify people who can't count to ten.
They're in front of you in the supermarket express lane.
4 People who know little are usually great talkers, while men who know much say little.
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lmao! the last one again is the best! So true!
Number 3 is SO annoying. Especially if you 've bought just 1 thing
Not your best day Ronan
Not as good as usual but still ok...