Trolling my way to the Presidency

Day 1,225, 01:00 • Published in South Africa Brazil • by Crumoet
Shiloh has recently announced his intent to be our e-President and I believe that as moral e-South Africans we cannot let this stand!

Unlike Shiloh who discussed his candidacy with Stryke and received his blessing mine was announced the same day I was elected as Party President for the Gold Part due to my curious nature… Browsing through the new options in the party I clicked run for president because let us be honest everyone has thought about running at least once. This completed I discovered that I could not resign. Now in the face of the moral depravity that is Shiloh I find I must take up a heavy burden.

I think we need to examine Shiloh’s goals if we are to trust him. His military goals are vague and it is clear he has no real goals for the country in terms of the military. I do, however, agree that Grimstone is an able leader in the military and would be able to keep things running even without any clear leadership from Shiloh.

Shiloh also admits to having no understanding of the economy and would prefer to let others make decisions. How can the e-president not even have some guidelines as to how to run our economy? Do you intend to lower taxes or improve salaries or lower the cost of living Shiloh? No, rather it would seem as you would leave our economy under the peril of the “great debates” that you will see if you peek inside the congress forum.

Your smooth tongue and references to in-game events merely shows that you are able to observe and not to lead Shiloh. Let me not get started on your pretence of a foreign policy which it would be more accurate to state is more of an empty promise than most politicians ever achieve. You want to finalise a relation with somebody but you don’t know who it is? If you focus on this for the entire term as you claim what will happen to our beloved e-Sa?

But the moral depravity doesn’t end there does it Shiloh? If one looks at the pictures in your article we can see your lack of respect for e-life. Giving Swirlies and acts of violence against women cannot be acceptable behaviour for an e-President! Whatever will the e-women on our country do but flee from the atrocities they may face? Our beloved Nickerball could end up in Uruguay living of eSAHC food in order to escape these atrocities. The other women… uh…. Like um Twilight Sparkle (You are a girl right?) well she would probably stay but then you have alleged before that she is your multi? On IRC Shiloh mentioned he intended to lead eSA into alcoholism and further depravity.

Can you as a moral e-South African allow this to stand?
Vote for Crumoet this election to avoid this happening… I leave myself without having stated a policy but after my article I believe Shiloh doesn’t have one either so we stand on equal footing.

Good luck Shiloh!