Training war for dummies: The New Zealand edition

Day 1,302, 13:44 Published in New Zealand Slovenia by Don KronoX


Since many people don´t know when to fight in training wars, I have decided to write this tutorial »Training war for dummies: The New Zealand edition«.



Training war between New Zealand and Chile has a few simple rules:



1. Rule: When New Zealand is attacking Chile region - HOLD FIRE! Chile must win! So hold fire and watch some military pr00n

(Chilean regions: Zona Austral, Zona Central, Zona Sur, Norte Chico, Norte Grande)





2. Rule: When Chile is attacking New Zealand region – OPEN FIRE! New Zealand must win! Fire, go crazy, tank, drink, party!!

(New Zealand regions: Auckland, Canterbury, Otago, Wellington)






Kapish?!? Simple rules! OBEY! It´s not hard! 😮)


Drill sargent Don KronoX

Reward for those who OBEY!