The War of Distraction
Donovan Thomas
On the eve of party presidential elections a coup of sorts has shot across the land well under most citizens' radar. While the good people of eIreland wage the Poetry Wars and celebrate our first eWeddings our leaders are making deals with the devil that place Éire in the sights of those who seek to rule the globe.
Not all are guilty of this. Some are mere pawns in the game voting with their hearts, believing they are doing what’s right for their constituents and right for eIreland. Level up! Increase EP! Make eIreland stronger!
These are good things for the people. After all in a country with an average citizen level of 14 and average strength of (oh, of course I wont write that in public) eIreland is in no position to defend ourselves. Neurtral or not, who will come to our rescue? Oh, that’s right. We have nothing to fear. We have assurances that only real threat to the world is on the same page with us and our MPP with eGreece. Those same anonymous assurances will be expressed again soon, I'm sure.
While the ashes of eAmerica are still warm and the bodies in eCanada still putrid and rotting, while the Diaspora of refugees floods immigration offices across the globe President Aran Tall proposed an alliance with eLithuania while other war games had been voted on and then forgotten. This alliance has all but passed in the Congress.
Where is President Aran Tal?
Following the cry of WAR! shouted from the steps of the Dáil, after a great deal of backlash and public outcry following the unexpected and tumultuous eGrecian MPP (and the honorable and righteous resignation of the CoS) the President gave the eIrish people a lesson in uncreative word-smithing. There is no war he says. Whoever proposed such a thing is lying to you. Then as the debate over his poorly timed and mal-executed public scream of “The Turkish are coming! Save eGreece!” it was found that we were mistaken. There was no war, and those of us who would argue over our leader sensationally lathering up the dogs were being facile.
But it turned out there was no war against poor neutral eGreece. Though in the aftermath of the complete lack of military mobilization and confused flooding of the recruitment office the Ministry of Health did what the MoD apparently could not do. Issued move tickets and gave directions to noobs and non-noob alike on how to make their way to the Q5 hospital and wait for impending battle.
A battle which as of yet still remains in the mists of Aran Tal’s fantasies. So, what should we do? He promised the people a war didn’t he? And war is good, right? So President Aran Tal made a few phone calls, traded a few horses and bought us into eLuthuania/eLatvia and has subsequently put us in position to be pimped by PEACE.
Puppets and Clowns
My question is not what goes on behind the hallowed walls of the Dáil. I’m less concerned with Congress and their ability to vote what is before them than I am concerned with the beds in which our President lays each night and with whom. Who is pulling your string sir and by what secret play book are you taking your cue? You are absent from public discourse, you forward the barest of reports to your people and the country is left with nothing to debate but whether Yeats should be banned in some Bradbury-esque orgy of ignorance.
Come to the playground Mr. Tal. The children are waiting in the queue for their Head Master to deliver the word.
Comments
Great article Donovan. I have the pleasure of being your first subscriber and look forward to more of your works.
I would also like to comment on your first article's subject. I have PM'ed Mr. Tal and respectfully questioned his reasoning and motive behind the latest MPP. So far I have not recieved a responce. I too question the motive behind said MPP without throwing out accusations.
Maybe I'm an eIrish noob but I have been around the block of eRepublik. I think even an eIrish noob should recieve the courtesy of a responce from their leader, especially since there has been no public discussion of this latest MPP like there was for the previous one.
Voted. I can't say whether or not I support the MPP with eLithuania because... well, because I have no idea why we're entering into an MPP with eLithuania. Public discourse is incredibly important, I think there should be a greater degree of transparency in the Dail...
Thanks be to eGod.
11 days alive, 11 days awake.
Born into the dying days of the Great World War, a voice of reason.
A noob.
You've NO idea how long I've waited...
It's only the beginning, my friend.
Here here! A fantastic article that has exposed the tyranny of this dictatorship government.
As grainne said, its about time my friend.
I was waiting for someone to step up and say "i have had enough"
We are now entering the PEACE games that were voted against. We are in a war against a Country with close PEACE ties.
Our president and his ISRP let administration has fucked this country up so bad that we are now certainly going to be invaded.
The pro-PEACE cock-suckers in this government will tell you we are in no danger, because PEACE said so. PUPPETS, PUPPETS are running this godforsaken country and they have destroyed it.
Bryan! Language please Cardinal!
I wouldn't be certain of anything.
Let's be cool.
Calm.
(Rich coming from me.. haha)
Well theres a little probelm you have there we were a bit too late when the Greece MMP was signed because there was a battle around that time in Central Greece so its bad luck we didn't get a chance to get war.
PEACE wargames are just getting our Exp and Ecomncy boost up not because we are Pro-PEACE Bryan and not puppets of PEACE you are a puppet of your sad mind and please stop trying to insult people its embarassing for you 🙂.
Moving tickets were issued by the Health ministry as part of the fast wellness program. Both noob and non-noobs can suffer from low wellness.
The average strength is one of the pieces of information in the public domain on erepublik. There's a hell of alot more info on other websites.
There was a war against Greece... to claim there wasn't is to misrepresent the situation. Greece has pushed back from most of its regions and Turkey haven't attacked back since we signed the MPP.... you can't really blame our President for not having psychic powers!
Wargames were being discussed in the public arena far before the situation in Greece arose.
@ Bryan: Peace wargames was the preferred option in a more recent and relevent poll of the Dáil. Please reign in you hyperbole.
Donovan maybe you should be interested in the Dáil as international agreements have to be ratified by them and agreed by the President in order to be constitutional. Which happened in this case.
Ian, even the way you word things makes you sound thick.
Sean, stop with your usual bullshit.
Its about time everyone woke up and see whats really going on.
*cough* report *cough*
Take this to a PM please Bryan if you're man enough to insult people to their faces instead of doing it in public... which btw is really unbecoming of you.
Bryan I was just informing you of the situation as it stands... you resigned your place as a TD and haven't been around much so I thought you didn't have the necessary facts... excuse me for trying to be helpful.
I do have the facts sean, ive been kept up to date.
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/post-your-poems-here-and-nowhere-else--894680/1/20" target="_blank">http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/post[..]/1/20
Bryan, seriously you havn't even pointed out even one fact !
@Ian the fact is that it seems that this government will get into bed with ANYONE just to be able to say to the country that they provided war games regardless of the consequences of these decisions.
Why go for PEACE games over SOL? We did, as Bryan pointed out, vote against PEACE games but then the subject was reopened and another vote took place while people were migrating to the new forums. I didn't get to discuss them, I didn't get to vote and I certianly didn't know that we were moving, now why is this? And a fact is that only 11 people voted and took part in the initial discussions before the MPP was placed before congress by the President.
Why talk about having to cut Dáil speaking time over the Greek MPP and then nothing. no war. defending small countries my ass. You want to be able to say we got wargames back, yea us.
And where are the answers to Grainne's questions? Nothing.
I don't think that your bad people, I certainly don't think that your incompetent. I just think that your short sighted, there is no long term planning in your thinking. You just seem to flutter from one subject to another with out having a grasp of the complexities of these subjects. Then when someone come along with a question, a actual question, you insult them.
I hope that you do actually realize that when you don't actually answer a question we do see that....
@ Tarazis : The vote was on the eireland.isgreat forums. If you missed the thread that was unfortunately your own fault. The Dáil had not yet been transferred over to the new forum and there was no sticky or announcement saying that the forum was closing so you really should have been checking it as a TD.
There was no Dáil speaking time cut over the Greek MPP.
Grainne's questions were asked in a comment thread as she has been inclined to do recently.... hardly the appropriate forum if you really want answers from the government.
The complexities of the situation are this:
Non-agression pact with PEACE - check
Big monetary fine for breach of the NAP - check
Cheap & reliable wargames - check
Looking goo😛)
@ Sean, having questions in public on game is no different to having questions in public on a forum. Anyone who wants to can read them.
ZOMG THE GOVERNMENT IS KILLING US ALL
Get real the government is doing a great job, the only reaon yall are complaining is because its not your party in power. If it was IUP in power right now and they were doing the same things I wouldnt complain.
You article is just complaining its not doing anything constuctive what so ever.
What is so wrong with helping a country like ourself?
Donovan, believe it or not, PEACE aren't out to get Ireland, for the last time.
They have bigger fish to fry and there is no benefit, even in terms of fun, in attacking us.
"Grainne's questions were asked in a comment thread as she has been inclined to do recently.... hardly the appropriate forum if you really want answers from the government."
For the umpteenthtime lads, would you just get yer fingers out of yer ears for a minute?
If I had a SINGLE ****ing answer from my PMs, I wouldn't be doing it!
FFS, will ya ever open yer eyes and ears and stop protesting like Desperate Housewives? (credit to GDA for that one)
@Brian
I appreciate your demeanor and tone and your wish for me to see the light. I shall respectfully disagree. While our fair Isle may not be the feast on their plate at this meal, sooner or later they shall find their cupboard empty of gourmet delights and move to clean up the crumbs.
I’ll not hold you this being the last time you tell me as I’m sure we shall disagree again. If you would care to educate me on your beliefs further via PM, I would actually appreciate it for the wiki is quite bare.
But I don’t wish to beat that specific horse to death. I want my President to exit his bunker to face the people.
V/R
DT
@ Digits : Grainne had a perfect opportunity to ask the questions she wanted of the President directly to him in real time on IRC but she declined to. It wasn't tech or RL issues she just doesn't like our national IRC channel.(I'm basing this view on her own comments)
Of course asking questions ingame is as good a place as any but the post was at least sufficiently wordy to entertain us in an article... I'm sure alot of people occasionally miss out on comments... even when they're that long 🙂
Macrology from SP.
Indeed grainne, I just call it BULLSHIT myself, I think its more of an accurate description of SP's blabbing.
Bryan: How were u ever allowed speak to foreign dignitaries with that tongue?
Also... please point out what part of my post was inaccurate... or as you put in bull manure?
@ Graine : Please do the courtesy of a debate an issue with me rather than insult me personally. Good day........
LOL!!
Granted,
*SP and G wander off, hand in hand, to the PM box to resolve their issues man-to-man*
Donovan, we have support from countries within PEACE itself, and senior Irish veterans are influential in PEACE's organisational structure.
They won't bother with scraps, they'll plump up the gourmet foods again, devour them and repeat until they fail.
I prefer we consider ourselves to be tasty morsels, worthy of worldwide interest.
You may consider us to be "scraps" BB, but I had rather hoped we could be the teaser on the menu.
Surely we have more to offer in culture and tradition?
High regions and population size are not the only attraction for a nation. You know what? We're not the ugliest girl at the dance.
So my friends tell me, anyway.
Friends from many nations.
"senior Irish veterans are influential in PEACE's organisational structure."
That much is clear. Though the fact that TG claims not to know them, and Vyse claims to have been absent, leaves me with a snapshot of you, AT* and Collins at the feast.
Perhaps I am wrong.
We're not the ugliest girl at the dance, but we're the most unruly to capture and one of the most popular.
Indeed we are, BB.
Indeed we are....