The story of a skeleton in becomming

Day 1,305, 04:56 Published in Canada Romania by Sabia lui zorro

As I write these lines I wait for the food count down to reach 00:00:00 so I can fight again in order to prevent me from becoming an obese lazy guy that is sitting on a chair in from of the pc all the day long.
Thanks eRep team for nothing.
The last one out should unplug the servers.