The History of the Red Army

Day 1,350, 00:18 • Published in South Africa South Africa • by Badger06
The History Of Tenacious D the Red Army



This is a song called the history of the Red Army
And its not just a list of bullsh!t that we've done in the past,
Its a chronicling of our rise
TO POWER!
We ride with kings on mighty steeds across the devil's plain
We've walked with Jesus and his cross
He did not die in vain - No!



We've run with wolves
We've climbed K2, even stopped a moving train
We've traveled through space and time my friends to rock this house again Rock!



We ride and we ride and we'll never subside
We'll ride till the planets collide
And if you say that we do not ride,
I'll tan your fricking hide
RIDE!



Crumoet's fingers be silver
Hamiltons's voice then be gold
But lest you think we're vain!
We know you're all robots and we don't care
Red Army - we reign!


a young Hamilton

We reign supreme
OH G()D!!!!!!!!!!
Burrito supreme, and a chicken supreme, and a cutlet supreme
Supreme yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!
Go now Crum 1,2,3
Supreme
Go now Crum 1,2,3
Supreme
Go now Crum 1,2,3
Burrito supreme, and a chicken supreme and a cutlet supreme
SUPREME!!!!!!!



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