The Best Article in the World

Day 2,421, 18:06 • Published in Canada Norway • by Major Lee Hung
The Best Article in the World

I promised Jena we'd write the best article in the world so she wins the Sussudio competition...

Unfortunately we forgot it after writing it. 🙁



This is the greatest and best article in the world...

Long time ago me and my comrade Jenavive RoseThorne Gemstone here,
we was hitchhikin' down a long and lonesome road.
All of a sudden, there shined a shiny demon... in the middle... of the road.

And he sai😛
"Write the best article in the world, or I'll eat your soul."
Well me and Jenavive, we looked at each other, and we each said... "Okay."

And we wrote the first thing that came to our heads,
Just so happened to be,
The Best Article in the World, it was The Best Article in the World.

Look into my eyes and it's easy to see
One and one make two, two and one make three,
It was destiny.
Once every hundred-thousand years or so,
When the sun doth shine and the moon doth glow
And the grass doth grow...

Needless to say, the beast was stunned.
Whip-crack went his Whoopy tail,
And the beast was done.
He asked us: "Be you angels?"
And we said, "Nay. We are but men."
Rock!

This is not The Greatest Article in the World, no.
This is just a tribute.
Couldn't remember The Greatest Article in the World
This is a tribute, to The Greatest Article in the World.

And the peculiar thing is this my friends:
The article we wrote on that fateful night, it didn't actually look anything like this article.

This is just a tribute! You gotta believe it!
And I wish you were there! Just a matter of opinion.