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The Beauty of Democracy!

Day 2,269, 04:32 • Published in Denmark Denmark

• by pho3nix

Hello there, ~~soon-to-be-underlings~~ Dear Citizens!

Today is a beautiful day in the Queendom of Denmark. Today we put a vote to who gets to sit in the highest chair and throw orders around that doesn't have to make sense! As many times before, the elections have already been approved by a governing council - so there is no need to feel afraid about picking the wrong candidate for the office of President. Be sure to cast your vote on whatever candidate weYOU feel suits your needs and preferences.

Science has shown that being faced with too many options might confuse people to the point that they actually don't make it to the ballot. In order to avoid such confusion, the Council of ~~Elders~~Elections have made the first cut in order to make things easier for you - the citizen.

Dissident complaints about the ineffectiveness of Trickle Down Politics™ are clearly flawed, as the candidates are elected by 100% of the eligible voters of the country (citizens minus traitors and spies). By this method we can quickly (and ingeniously!) siphon out the true patriots of the Queendom from the traitorous alien elements and intern them in the Truth Rehabilitation Program™, which has seen dramatic improvements of ~~survival~~success rates!

Every vote ~~is counted~~counts! Happy voting, enjoy you democratic rights and remember:

ONLY ONE CANDIDATE CAN WIN!