TESOURINHOS DEPRIMENTES - A INVASÃO DE TREINO

Day 2,304, 15:11 Published in Portugal Portugal by Rubicon8


Boas pessoal,

Já há uns tempos que por cá não andava
apetecia-me escrever qualquer coisa, mas como não tinha tema e o HM anda travestido de Torcida Verde, dado que o Einstein assumiu a sua ausência de masculinidade (daí ser CP) e o Zé Alface ter regressado à terra dele, tive que ir repescar uns esqueletos ao armário das memórias...

Este artigo foi escrito a propósito de uma invasão falhada dos taçardos, concebida por um grande estratega militar (Oliviera) que após começar a perder batalha após batalha resolveu justificar-se dizendo que afinal era uma training war... vai daí...



Dear eCitizens of the World

It is my pleasure to bring to your knowledge the truth about the recent war between Spain and Portugal.
Ahora les voy a dar a conocer toda la verdad sobre la guerra entre España y Portugal.

The facts:
Los factos:

On the day 1468, the Spanish Congress decided to propose a Natural Enemy Declaration on Portugal.
En él dia 1468 es congreso español hizo una declaración unilateral de "enemigo natural" a portugal.

Naturally, the Portuguese Congress did the exact same thing.
Pués entonces el congreso Portugués hizo la misma cosa.

On the day 1469, Spain attacked the Portuguese Region "NORTE". On the day 1470 they were defeated 8-2 (!)
En el dia 1469, España ataca la región Portuguesa "Norte". En el dia 1470 fueron derrotados por 8-2 (!)

A few ours latter, after being defeated on the battle, the Spanish President published an article, declaring that it was just a mistake since this was a "Training War" arranged between both countries.
He forgot to mention that he did not at any time advised the Portuguese Government about a "Training War". Memory problems perhaps.

Algunas hora despues de la derrota el Presidente de España publica un articulo diciendo que era apenas un error porque se trataba de un guerra de entrenamiento. Se le olvidó mencionar que en ningún momento habia negociado ese tratado con el Presidente Portugues. Problemas de memoria quizás.

On the day 1470, as you might expect, Portugal strikes back, attacking the "Castilla y León" Region.
En el dia 1470 como se podia expectar, Portugal lanzou el contra ataque sobre la región de "Castilla y León"

Now, the exclusive coverage of the war:
Ahora, las imagenes exclusivas de la guerra:

Video footage of the Spanish troops in action against Portugal
Imagenes de las fuerzas Españolas en accion contra Portugal




The Spanish TV news reporter initial reaction after reading the official comunication from their government
Reaccion inicial del reporter de la television española despues de leer el comunicado oficial de su gobierno




The Portuguese President reaction at the meeting with the Spanish President, when the latter said "Please excuse us, it was just a small misunderstanding"
La reacción del Presidente Portugues quando el Presidente de España le dice "Perdonad, esto fue solo un equivoco"




The Spanish Citizens reaction when their President said "Don't worry, it's just a training war"
La reacción de los ciudadanos españoles quando su presidente les comunico "no se preocupen, es solo una guerra de entrenamiento"




The World's reaction on the Spanish war effort, strategy and general ideas:
La reacción del resto del mundo hace al esfuerzo de guerra español y sus estrategias y ideas generales




Stay tuned
Mantenganse alerta

Coming Next [ from the Spanish Lulz Channel ] a Training Wipe
A continuacion [ Desde el canal de comedia de España], el "Training Wipe".

Meanwhile, check the new flag.