Terrible Thoughts for Thursday

Day 1,521, 06:44 Published in Ireland Ireland by Ronan Donovan

1. A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. Bartender says, 'What is this, a joke?



2. Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.



3. When I die, I'm leaving my body to science fiction.



4. Silence is golden but duct tape is silver.