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How to deal with a telemarketer
Sixth grade science teacher Mrs. Samson asks her class: "Who can tell me which organ of the human body expands to 10 times its usual size when stimulated?"
Nobody raises a hand, so she calls on the first student to look her way.
"Mary, can you tell me which organ of the human body expands to 10 times its usual size when stimulated?"
Mary stands up, blushing furiously.
"How dare you ask such a question?" she says.
"I'm going to complain to my parents, who will complain to the principal, who will have you fired!"
Mrs. Sampson is shocked by Mary's reaction, but undaunted.
She asks the class the question again, and this time Sam raises his hand.
"Yes, Sam?" says Mrs. Sampson.
"Ma'am, the correct answer is the iris of the human eye."
"Very good, Sam. Thank you."
Mrs. Sampson then turns to Mary and says, "Mary, I have 3 things to tell you:
first, it's clear that you have not done your homework.
Second, you have a dirty mind.
And third, I fear one day you are going to be sadly disappointed."
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Comments
A good one mate🙂
should listen to the tom mabe prank , think it will give you tears from laughter.
And a really good way to mess with a telemarketer 🙂
Will listen to it tomorrow mate😉
pozzzzz
Nice.
If You do your homework with dirty mind, You may not be disappointed 😃
A dirty mind is a joy forever 😉
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thks 🙂
V
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V!
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Hahahaha
V
not true. mine grow 20 times
becarfull that you don't trip over it 😉
V 🙂
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O7
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Nice.
V 🙂
hehe, nice one. 🙂
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