Resisting Occupation [Polandball]

Day 2,164, 05:21 Published in Ireland Ireland by Brian Boru
A CITIZEN'S GUIDE TO RESISTING OCCUPATION

Random tyrannical types attempting to force down the door of your abode/vitner's institution with the aid of friends at inconvenient moments? Have nowhere to turn? Do you fear for the safety of your potatoes?


Fear not, for the Society of United Irishmen, with sponsorship from a crap internet translation programme, have produced this handy three step programme to insuring that British occupation itch doesn't become an permanent rash.

Step one: Allow the British into your home without resistance, leaving their many friends to go home and take care of their own failed attempts to into space.


Step two: Wait until the British are properly distracted, and make sure to invite all your friends over for the entertainment to come!



Step three: Once the British are properly distracted, throw them out of the country post-haste!


Congratulations, you have successfully resisted a foreign occupation. You may now enjoy your newly won freedom with your friends. Drink Responsibly.


However, for proper and long term treatment of British people, diplomacy can be very successful. For Ireland, at any rate.