Plato Resigns
Day 2,751, 10:12
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by noenting
In a press conference Plato announced to resign from office.
It is yet unknown why the organizer of events like the "world cup tournament" which allowed players to fight against evil robots stepped down.
"We have seen a rather continuous development concerning this game" explains Åke S. "first the player base declined which rendered governments inoperable and finally we have witnessed dozens of countries opting against democracy. Let's be honest - what do you need an ancient Greek philosopher for, if nobody is interested in your ideas about a community deciding what is best for itself? A society which is ruled by bribes and money doesn't need a supervisor, it does supervise itself."
Can be rebuild now: Greece
Our correspondents in Athens, meanwhile, are reporting of spontaneous gatherings of citizen in the streets. Their spokesmen explained "For half a decade we have suffered from the absence of money as we invested everything into this game. Now that this Greek philosopher is gone, we can finally start and rebuild our country". The President of Greece announced in a short press conference: "We will now be able to repay all those loans and funds which have been granted to us".
It is yet unknown why the organizer of events like the "world cup tournament" which allowed players to fight against evil robots stepped down.
"We have seen a rather continuous development concerning this game" explains Åke S. "first the player base declined which rendered governments inoperable and finally we have witnessed dozens of countries opting against democracy. Let's be honest - what do you need an ancient Greek philosopher for, if nobody is interested in your ideas about a community deciding what is best for itself? A society which is ruled by bribes and money doesn't need a supervisor, it does supervise itself."
Can be rebuild now: Greece
Our correspondents in Athens, meanwhile, are reporting of spontaneous gatherings of citizen in the streets. Their spokesmen explained "For half a decade we have suffered from the absence of money as we invested everything into this game. Now that this Greek philosopher is gone, we can finally start and rebuild our country". The President of Greece announced in a short press conference: "We will now be able to repay all those loans and funds which have been granted to us".
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This is great news noenting, for Greece and all of us. 😃
You are wrong at all. Plato is from Skoplje xD
That would explain why he's so damn worthless 🙁
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About time.
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