Pharaonic Decree

Day 3,400, 11:29 • Published in Egypt Greece • by Count Miden

My dear nationals,



I'm the new Pharaoh of Egypt.



All I ask you is to work hard to make me my pyramid in ten days



as my secret police brings rumors that some reactionaries want to poison me soon.



Three things I want from you: work, work, Bondage



For the lazy there will be whips



your beloved Pharaoh Count Miden