Pfeifferguns Coalition takes Congress by STROM
Pfeiffer.
This announcement is brought to you by massive ego stroking
Basically, we are winning.
As Party President of the USWP and Viceroy of the Federalists, founder of the Pfeifferguns Foundation, and all around Murican badass, it is with great pride that I present the Pfeifferguns Congressional Majority.
Pfeifferguns aligned parties took over 53% of the vote this month, once again securing a clear mandate to lead this country. On behalf of fingerguns and the rest of the Pfeifferguns team (it's really just us), thank you for your trust and support. We look forward to working for and with the American people to secure a brighter tomorrow for however many children fingerguns decides we're having.
The Pfeifferguns Foundation has, in consultation with various advisers and lobbyists, decided to install Tenshibo as Speaker of the House this month. So, prepare your butts, America, he's gonna swag all over you.
Also fingerguns is going to be President/Dicktator, but you already knew this.
I hope you all have a fantastic Tuesday, I'll have an update out Thursday(ish) with some more exciting news for you all.
I remain,
Your obedient servant,
~Pfeiffer
Prince of the United Kingdom
Last Scion of the Imperial House of Japan
Comments
#winning
Swift is a trump supporter
Now we wait for the inevitable SFP butthurt to follow.
lol!
I appreciate a quality troll article as much as the next person. 🙂
"everyone who gets support from Bill, will lose."
Al Gore - 2000
Kerry - 2004
Hillary - 2008
Hillary - 2016
Pfeiffer - Sept 16
Pfeiffer - Oct 16
: 3
The Pfeifferguns Foundation is Clinton Foundation renamed, but the practice of corruption, lies, propaganda and crime is untouched.
DRAIN THE SWAMP!
You forgot to mention I'm Queen of Indonesia now. That's a nice notch for the coalition.
Are the natives still in rebellion?
Sadly, yes. But I'm not concerned.
Side note: Lordships available to Pfeifferguns loyalists
I'm going to have to make sure these writs are done properly, aren't I?
Yes. Definitely.
I fully expect some title
Q: Do you see fingerguns as a replacement of T. Swift ?
This article has my name in it. Thus its pretty lit.
AMP is not part of this thing. Thus, you don't have a full 53%. /r/ update
You will be missed in Congress next month.
Hey Evry, we can always be friends. We can give them the collective finger together.
Evry is a friend of the Feds 😐