Oslo Orchestra Performs Farewell for British Military
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This morning the last British military personal left Oslo. As a special farewell the Oslo Filharmonien composed several pieces for them.
"We wanted to give those soldiers a farewell they will never forget." Says the spokesman of the Orchestra "So we composed some pieces especially for them".
Reportedly the Orchestra started with a classic interpretation of Running to the Sea and continued with a reinterpretation of "Britannia Rule the Waves".
"We changed the melody a bit with outstanding effects. The emphasis is now on waves and no longer on Britannia" comments the director of the orchestra. "I really love that version, it could become a new hit in Norway, just like "The Fox"."
The orchestra finished with a Song, a bit more subtle "Don't Cry for me Argentina".
"It was a bit sad though. When we started with it, the entire audience started laughing. I guess most people actually didn't hear that song". adds the director of the Orchestra. Asked whether he will do another performance, once Poland is wiped out of Fennoscandia, he answered "Oh, yes sure. We already have a few ideas. But we could need more, so if you have some, please tell us."
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Haha, always the best and most creative articles. Thank you for keeping up your writing because it is pure entertainment.
we'll be back
after the Argies get done with you?
It must be great to celebrate one of the few times you haven't been wiped since BA's 3rd CP term.
We've never been kept off the map for long, a very amazing feat for a nation of just under 200 citizens (not all of whom are active of course) Even more embarrassing when its at the expense of nation of over 1600 citizens.
It's really not as simple as a UK v Norway war, most of the time we're fighting on other fronts for allies or ourselves in other areas. While we've been doing that we've been also holding your regions quite a large amount of the time.
It doesn't just come down to citizens in the individual countries fighting the war, you obviously know that.
If its not as simple as just the UK vs Norway, then you must know that Norway also fights on many different fronts for our allies in Asteria/LETO and Asgard. While doing that it is a bit difficult to hold onto our regions and help our allies. Norway has more than once sacrificed losing our own regions to help allies knowing we could RW at a later date.
And "holding your regions quite a large amount of the time." I do not agree with this. You have had our regions for time in the past yes, but that was like 4-6 months ago. Since then Norway has spent a significant amount of money to hold a larger MPP stack and supply its citizens, and then there is the determination. We have also led successful wars against the UK even capturing British territory to the point where the war became nothing but a ping pong war. I know because I helped negotiate a peace because the UK realized how much of a waste of resources it was to continue its crusade to hold our regions long term, something many in your Government knows it can no longer do.
Do not be disheartened that the UK can no longer hold down Norway long term, things in the game change by the day. Im sure the admins will introduce some new "revolutionary" soon to sway the advantage to some nations soon. Look at their new ploy, regions not connected to the capital can still give bonus's....well that right there alone will make Norway and other small nations like the NL, Belgium etc bigger targets to a wider range of enemies.
Also, when you're facing larger countries whether you have 200 or 1600 the result will still be a loss of regions. Either way it's a loss.
I see a lot of Brittish butthurt here. 🙂