Operation Saving Commander Tayto

Day 2,688, 01:42 Published in Ireland South Korea by An Sluagh


eIreland,

Today I announce Operation Saving Commander Tayto. As many of you know, Ireland celebrated St Patricks Day on the 17th of March. A day famous for all the wrong right reasons. The snakes were banished from Ireland (however 5n4keyes was allowed stay) and some religion was given to the Irish people. But what the day is more famously known for is the giant pi$$ up.

Most people get drunk (mainly all the foreign folk who think they're Irish for the day and teenager boppers). Unfortunately this year things were different. Mr. Tayto, the Commander of the Irish Army went on a massive bender and got absolutely gee-eyed. We haven't heard from him in days and rumour has it that he ended up in Poland, a happy place for all Irish.

You see, Poland was the place Irish people got drunk and stirred up more than a bit of craic during the Euro's in 2012 (or whatever year it was). Mr. Tayto in his buckled state wanted to return to the place where he felt most Irish and proud of it (except for 270 minutes of football).

Anyway, the gombeen has lost his passport and can't get home.

eIreland - it is time to rescue Mr. Tayto before his missus gets to him before us with a wooden spoon ;_:



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