One cat to rule them all
Day 1,332, 09:01
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by Pfeiffer.
Frost won the USWP PP Primary. Anyone running for PP that isn't Frost (or a random 2 clicker) is clearly being a butt.
While my duties with the USAF as Quartermaster General keep me Chinese for the foreseeable future, I look forward to an amazing month under Kitteh Overlord Frost.
I'm bored, figured an article would make me less bored.
It didn't work.
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first!
do I get a cookie then?
not birinç :'(
Voted for Great Boredom!
One cat to rule them all...
Kitteh! \o/
I for one welcome our kitteh overlord
/me bows down to Frost
Kitty respect!
battle kitteh powah!
I likes it!
Ash meow durbatuluk
Ash meow gimbatul,
Ash meow thrakatuluk
Agh burzum-ishi krimpatul.
Well, I was thinking of making my own word in Black Speech for cat but that would throw off the poem.
So nazg (ring) has been replaced with meow (meow).
I like the Frosty kitty.
Cats are evil and they cause allergies.
Dogs eat cat turds....
BATTLE ROYAL!!!
Dogs are more suited to enjoying an active lifestyle. You can't walk a cat.
^ You haven't been reading the eUSA forums. Bad dog!!
Frost is like me except instead of being clever he has a credit card.
Pigs are smarter than dogs. Cat's don't register on the average animal IQ test because they're so fucking strange.
>implying you're clever
huehuehue
Dogs are overly obedient and not independent.... also Emerick shouldn't you be out walking the yard with the rest of the inmates right now?
and Hydraulics, dont forget the Hydraulics \O/
Dogs will wake you up if the house is on fire. Cats will quietly sneak out the back door.
Catdog! Catdog. Just a little feline canine little Catdog!
catdog hotdog
Dogs totally eat cat turds. I see it every day, and its just gross.
If you are like Fitisin and have trouble picking up ladies, do you think having a cat will get the girls? The answer is no, only having a dog will.
Quiet cat crap eater!
Chinese eat dogs.
Cats aren't worth eating ...
What the hell is Indie doing there?
Foxes are superior
Sheep are teh best.
I didn't think you could walk cat's either but my gf has 2 cats n 2 dogs n when she walks the dogs to the park the cats come n stay right with her there n back just saying not supporting anyone I prefer wombats n raccoons
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You can walk a cat, I have seen it...kind of a disturbing image.
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