On Plato and Yams

Day 2,030, 15:54 • Published in Ireland Ireland • by Gerald Smyth
AN OPEN LETTER TO PLATO

Recently my article concerning yams was taken down by Plato for "spam".

I do not think a picture of a yam should be consdidered spam. Let's consider the evidence.

This is the yam I posted, for those of you who didn't see:


This is what spam is, what Plato alleges I poste😛


As you can see there are giant differences between the food products. As a former grocery worker I can tell between the food. It might be difficult for Plato as he has not participated in an area in which I have considerable expertise.

Plato has not only limited my artistic expression, providing articles that intrigue the mind and question the field of journalism all across the eWorld.

WE WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS CENSORSHIP! I call for a rebellion from eIreland to protest the violations of our liberty!

It is such a shame not to be able to read the comments of confusion and disgust "Oh Gerald's doing it again", "Get a life faggot", "Why would you ever do this?" and "Get your ass off the news feed.". As you can see Plato, my readers love me. Don't censor us.

So, Plato, we're at a standoff. It's you versus me. And I have the support of all of eIreland. Remember, a majority* of eIreland did not hate me during the last presidential election. As a long standing fan, I have to draw the line here.

Plato I would love a response, apologising for your mistake.

Please and thank you,
Gerald motherfucking Smyth
* Majority here does not mean "all" or even "most of" simply like a couple of people or more. Also this poll was never conducted outside of Gerald Smyth's head.