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Oh Plato.. You so Cray Cray

Day 1,984, 08:53 • Published in Canada Canada

• by Oinyo

I am a lvl 33 and yet I got this mission to make a dmg booster..

This is not possible until you are lvl 37... Plato.. Why coudnt you have changed this mission so us noobs could get a shot at that amazing reward? 🙁

Comments

klop123 Day 1,984, 08:55

lulz, silly Plato!

Umbra Bellator Day 1,984, 08:59

Plato's response: Buy a tonne of 2x EBs use them all to gain XP points, hit lvl 37 and then pay 290 gold to get Q5 rocket factory to build 1 booster to get 2 bombs

Pat Harper Day 1,984, 08:59

Ha unluckyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Auk Rest Day 1,984, 15:12

Well Plato would say you can always use the 99 gold to unlock that part of the mission (;

Oinyo Day 1,984, 15:26

lool 😛

Foxfire Day 1,984, 17:10

This mission will be followed by a new ability to buy levels. $100 per level. As many levels as you want. For the low low price of $10,000 you could be the first Level 1000 player. Ah the smug satisfaction.

Mary Chan Day 1,984, 20:02

I find the description of the mission the most ridiculous part. [Your level predicament, on the other hand, is an unfortunate disadvantage.]

Seriously... fish is the only food source and you have to arm yourself against sharks with a rocket and a damage booster to eat fish. Plato must have ingested some funky mushrooms.

Plugson Day 1,984, 20:34

Dammit ~ and eCanada had a fish bonus monopoly a couple weeks ago. We would have been rich in the postmageddon New World I tell you. Rich!

Mary Chan Day 1,984, 20:55

And Spain wanted us for the cattle, lulz.

Plugson Day 1,984, 21:03

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Oinyo Day 1,985, 08:13

loooool

Plugson Day 1,984, 21:04

omg, there's a new market to exploit in Water World.
http://static.123teachme.com/cms_images/funny/dolphin%20and%20cow.jpg

Haul in those seacows for us, Addy:
http://www.themoviebanter.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/600full-waterworld-screenshot.jpeg

Captain Salty Kushskins Day 1,985, 17:49

haha brilliant tie-in

Darkzyxu Day 1,985, 06:10

Old Noob me was like: How do I build these Damage Boosters? After about 3 minutes of searching I hit e-wikipedia.

Son of a booster

VastlyFrozen Day 1,985, 07:15

The title made me lose 50% respect for you...

Oinyo Day 1,985, 08:15

Seriously?

VastlyFrozen Day 1,985, 08:33

You said cray cray..........

Oinyo Day 1,985, 09:07

Is this a sin? 😛

Mary Chan Day 1,985, 11:18

#Yolo
amirite? >>

screamingslave Day 1,985, 14:34

what vastly is saying is that some old crotchety people dont understand or appreciate the language of youth.

This is something that has happened in our society since we evolved from grunting. Possibly before that even as cave people looked down on their children for grunting in a different tone than they themselves did for over 40 years. It worked for them, why did these meddling children need to change it.

Pat Harper Day 1,985, 15:42

Or just because it sounds stupid 😛

VastlyFrozen Day 1,985, 17:01

what Pat said

Oinyo Day 1,985, 21:47

lol well I cant win them all 😛
Cray Cray

Steming from the term "Crazy", when Referring to someone as "Cray Cray", signifies their craziness to a whole other level. The ultimate second power of crazy.

The more you know 😉

Doggstar Day 1,985, 21:19

So what percentage of the under lvl 37 crowd have the means / desire / ability to go ahead and actually build the correct rocket factory to get a damage booster? Just curious how massively low that number is.

Oinyo Day 1,985, 21:48

I do! 😛 If there was not a level restriction lol

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