Minister of Fang Fishing (MoFF)

Day 2,274, 20:30 • Published in Norway Norway • by Morten Asphaug

Hello everybody....

My name is Morten Asphaug, im a real life Norwegian from Vestlandet, from the island Sotra (ahh you heard about Sotra? or only the Sotra pedo?) 😛

I write this article today to again tell all of you eNorwegians that im again the Minister of Fang Fishing. WHAT§!!! YOU DONT KNOW WHAT FANG FISHING IS??! okey, you might be new so i wont kick you inn the but, i will be the bigger man and TELL you what my job is

First of all, there is only ONE Minister of Fang Fishing, and that job is MINE FOR LIFE, MOHAHAHA KYHY KYHY KYHY

What i do is easy, i fang the fang fish that never can be fang fish but since im the master fang fisher i fang all the fang fish that not can fang fish or fang fish other fang fish. (i have old fang fish articles to, read them) I SAID READ THAM!!!!

if you are a new player, we all know that you need help, i will share my help with you, you send me a message, dont be scared, i wont bite (if you dont want me to) send me a message now, ask "Master Fang Fisher, im out of food, i need help"
And i will as fast i can, fang fish and share my food with you.


Thanks to our King Christopher Moe for making this MoFF picture 🙂 LONG LIVE THE KING