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This will be a shorter article than yesterday as I am tired and have to read a lot of greek literature, with that said let’s get this ball rolling…


Perhaps the U.S. should have checked the U.K’s inbox before WWIII 😉


On today’s agenda we have
-Bromania, what happened?
-True bro’s, who they are and how to spot them
-Spain and Poland, a story of friendship or betrayel?



Romania, a land of fierce determination, honour, and most importantly, friendship. For those of you that haven’t been around that long or if you just don’t know your ehistory very well let me give you a brief overview so you know wtf I’m talking about. Back in the ancient times of erepublik, before the trials and tribulations of today, there was an epic battle being waged all over the world by two superpowers, these two countries being eRomania and eIndonesia. You see for whatever reason, maybe good advertising or just an overdose of national pride, eRomania had become THE country to beat and together with her allies Romania conquered regions spanning the entire eglobe until at last there was a final battle between Romania and Indonesia culminating in the slow but unstoppable reduction of Romania’s territories until Romania was once again confined to its original regions. I bring up this defeat not because I have no love of Romania, but because I have so much love for Bromania. It is my hope that the Bromanians will take the current situation they are in and use it as fuel to become great again! If erepublik has taught me one thing it is that in a countries darkest hour there more potential in every minute of it than there is in all the rest of a countries history put together! We can only hope that the Romanians use their current situation, being occupied by their greatest enemy, to their advantage.


True Bro’s, who they are and how to spot them.
-Croatia
-Romania
-Ireland
-Brazil
-Australia
Now look again and see how I know that those countries are our bro’s
-Broatia
-Bromania
-Broland
-Brozil
-Brostralia
Sorry other bro’s of the U.S. I couldn’t think of good bro names for you🙁


Something that I have been thinking about over the last few days is all the animosity we have towards Spain. Honestly I just don’t get it, although to be fair I wasn’t around during all of the split up of Eden, Terra, and ONE; why have I seen so much trolling/insults thrown around about Spain when Poland did the exact same thing? They were both our allies and now they both joined an opposing alliance, I don’t think there’s much more to it than that so let’s stop the flaming eh?

On the next Bro daily
-The one thing we should all be doing
-Shout out to new players
-and of course...more gorgeous women