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Everyone is eligable for a chance to get a Christmas gift, except Belarussians 🙂

Iemācies latviski runāt, debiliķi.

You're stealing my job 😐

Merry Christmas though!!!!!!!

I`m not stealing your job, I`m just making it easier 🙂

Merry Christmas to you too 🙂

OMG, Fath... 😃 😃 😃
Nice nickname!!! 🙂
and... Merry Christmas, Dude!!! 🙂

Kādu dziesmu dziedāsim
Ziemassvētku vakarā?
- Belašam, nabagam,
Abi gali apdeguši🙂

oj šis ir spēcīgs kandidāts arī žūrijas simpātiju balvai 😃

Join us! \o/ http://tinyurl.com/halochannel

Ziemassvētkus pavadām
velkot Kubas cigārus
Pa starpam uzkožam
vecos labos belašus

Christmas scuba!
Christmas scuba!
I will use you.

In Cuba.

Zvaniņš skan, zvaniņš skan,
Latvju tanki Kubā brauc,
Lodes pierē, nazis nierē,
Visi bērni priekā sauc,
Dāvanas pat nevajag šiem,
Tik lodes pierē kubiešiem!

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Ziemassvētku vakrā
belašam sacēlās
viņš no mana zobentiņa
par to smagi norāvās

Christmas Time is finally here,
It only comes but once a year.
And it's a time to spread good cheer,
To those we love and hold so dear.

Christmas Time is a time of glee,
A time when peace and love run free.
A time for those like you and me,
To sit beneath the Christmas Tree.

Christmas Time is a time of joy,
A time to sit back and enjoy.
The smile on each girl and boy,
As they play with a Christmas Toy.

Christmas Time is a time to share,
The passing of another year.
Birth of Jesus, a joyful prayer,
To show loved ones how much we care.

Christmas Time is a time for song,
A time for us to get along.
To make us feel Lord Jesus strong,
Forgive all those who did us wrong.

Christmas Time is a time to pray,
Put love and kindness on display.
Show compassion along the way,
Christmas Time should be everyday

Ziemassvētki sabraukuši
Belašam suni,
Tekat vīri sagaidat
Kūpošiem Cigāriem!

v12+s250 Merry Christmas!

You need to publish a Christmas poem in the comments in order to be eligable to win 🙂

Ziemassvētki skarbi laiki,
Visur kari visur kaujas,
Ka nevar gala ieredzēt!
Un tik šauj, un tik bliež,
Prestiž punktus spiež!
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Saticīgus un gaišus visiem šos svētkus!
Galvenais esiet ar saviem mīļajiem un vienalga par materiālo 😉

The source of life Love is a passion of love, passion a purpose, the objective is to share something with someone, to share friendship, if friendship is to always remember mind! In the new year and further consolidated our friendship be eternal wish me many more happy years!

merry xmas 😁

¡Qué felicidad!
¡Llegó la navidad!
No hay marginación,
somos to's igual.

Merry Christmas (:

Rijmenam, penumbra, noche.
Sosas, las noticias en la tele:
exterminación étnica en los Balcanes, en África, en Timor,
medio millón de muertos, cadáveres, calaveras.
En mi propio país un asesino violador de niños
y su mujer. ¡Venga ya! ¿Es verdad?

Noticia internacional: un futbolista
que acaba de jugar. ¿Quién
se lo imagina?

A continuación un reportaje sobre
deportación, gitanos, judíos,
holocausto. De pronto se te aprieta el gaznate;
mira, mientras son filmados,
los niños sonríen a la cámara
y una chica seductoramente guapa
entra en la cámara de gas.

¿Qué demonios estamos haciendo?
Conversamos por redes superpobladas,
apresurados y siempre demasiado tarde.
La creación, pienso, ¿ha empezado?
Dale marcha atrás, Dios, corrige, recomienza.

¿Quién me oye? ¿Quién en Auschwitz
escuchó la oración de millones?
Es Navidad 1996 en Rijmenam,
enviamos felicitaciones de año nuevo,
Creemos apenas en nuestra esperanza
y seguimos trabajando, muy mudos.

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Merry christmas folks

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Merry Christmas!
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A young man called Paul
Wanted to buy a present
For his new sweetheart Maria
As a Christmas present

As theyd not been dating
For a very long duration
He decided to purchase
After careful consideration
A nice pair of gloves
striking the right note
Not too romantic or personal
So the gloves got his vote

Accompanied by Mari sister
He went to Harrods and bought
A dainty pair of white gloves
“She will like these” he thought

Mari’s sister Susan bought
A pair of panties for herself
But during the wrapping
An error was made on the shelf

The assistant mixed up
The gloves and the panties
The sister got the gloves
And Maria got the scanties

Without checking Paul sealed
The package along with a note
And sent it to his sweetheart
And this is what he wrote

Dear Maria I chose these
As I noticed my darling
That you dont wear any
When we go out in the evening

If not for your sister Susan
I would have got long ones
The type with the buttons
But Susan wears short ones
That are easier to remove
They are a delicate shade
But the shop assistant
where the purchase was made
Showed me the pair she has
That she’d been wearing
and were hardly soiled
After three weeks wearing
I had her try yours on for me
And she looked really chic
Even though they were
Tight on her a little bit

She told me that her pair
Helps to keep her ring
Clean and shiny and in fact
And this is interesting
Since she begun wearing them.
It hadnt needed washing

I really hope you like them
And wish I were there with you
To put them on you Maria
for the first time I really do

As no doubt many other hands
Will have touched them
Before I see you again
Remember when you remove them
To blow into them before
Putting them away and drying
As they will naturally be
A little damp from wearing

Just think how many times
My lips will kiss them
during the coming year
I hope you will wear them
For me on Friday night
my love Paul till then

P.S. The latest style
Which appears to be growing
Is to wear them folded down
With a little fur showing

"Neaizmirstam, Dievs nav nevienam liedzis laimīgam kļūt, tikai katram pašam šī laime jāatrod"
/Citāts no grāmatas "Turku kafija"/

Priecīgus Ziemassvētkus! 🙂

When you were here before
Couldn't look you in the eye
You're just like an angel
Your skin makes me cry
You float like a feather
In a beautiful world
I wish I was special
You're so fucking special

But I'm a creep
I'm a weirdo
What the hell am I doing here?
I don't belong here

I don't care if it hurts
I wanna have control
I want a perfect body
I want a perfect soul
I want you to notice
When I'm not around
You're so fucking special
I wish I was special

But I'm a creep
I'm a weirdo
What the hell am I doing here?
I don't belong here

She's running out the door
She's running out
She run run run run...
Run...

Whatever makes you happy
Whatever you want
You're so fucking special
I wish I was special

But I'm a creep
I'm a weirdo
What the hell am I doing here?
I don't belong here
I don't belong here

Happy hanukkah!

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Reported for the shout, and reported for being a multi account.

Stāv Fragieši pie eglītes,
Dzied, dzejolīšus skaita,
Bet priecādamies nenojauš,
Ka viņu Draivis maita.

Viņš eglīti ir nocirtis,
Liels noziegums tas skaitās,
Bet tie kas egles tirgū pērk,
Bez šaubām arī maitas.

Bet Casadeli ir viens godavīrs,
Tas nemēdz dabu postīt.
Tam eglīte no kaprona,
Ja piedeg, ir ko ostīt.

Patīkami, ka manis rīkotās Dzejas dienas ir radījušas tādu ažiotāžu, ka tagad pat sāk taisīt pakaļdarinājumus. Bet žēl, ka latviešu valoda netiek turēta cieņā, ļoti nesmuki no valsts vadītāja puses.

Pat Ziemīšos nespēji noturēties kaut ko neiekakājis.

Defekāciju veicu vidēji reizi dienā, svētki nav izņēmums.

Feko-metrs uzrāda palielinātu fēču daudzumu komentāros!!! 🙂

Šis raksts ir apsveikums visiem spēlētājiem(izņemot baltkrieviem), tādēļ saturs tika veidots angļu valodā.

Teksts nav nemaz tik garš, lai būtu lielas grūtības to uzrakstīt arī latviešu valodā. Bet saprotu, ka Tev kā prokrieviskam prezidentam ir izdevīgi vājināt latviešu valodas pozīcijas.

Prokrievisks prezidents, kurš raksta angliski... prasās pēc Džekija Čana WTF memes... 😃

Sudraba airstrike veļas pa gaisu
Kubā nāk latviets ar granātu maisu..
Atnāca, nometa priekšnamā klusi
Un aizgāja tālāk uz belašu pusi.

Priecīgus Ziemassvētkus un Laimīgu Jauno gadu!