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London is for Losers

Day 1,397, 17:42 • Published in USA USA

• by James S. Brady Press Room

Dateline: Day 1397 of the New World.

Until today, it has long been believed that the greatest disaster ever to befall the streets of London occurred over a 3 day period in September of 1666. Known widely as The Great Fire of London, that conflagration consumed over 13000 houses, 87 Churches - notably St. Paul's Cathedral, and displaced almost 90% of the city's residents.

Pushah.

London, meet your new overlords:

Not that Canada did this alone. It was the greatest example in months of Eden and Terra fighting side by side against the filth of a common enemy.

HAIL TERRA
HAIL EDEN
HAIL CANADA

Special congratulations surely must go to Alfagrem who futilely laid down over 10,600,000 in damage in the deciding battle. I hope he's got room left on that Mastercard for a bottle of Advil and a ball peen hammer.

Be sure to send him a sympathy card.

What's next?

Who cares!

Maybe now London will finally be graced with some attractive women.

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Details are right here.

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Keep clicking fight,
Gnilraps
White House Press Secretary

Comments

Gnilraps Day 1,397, 17:44

INTO THE THAMES

Hanzio Day 1,397, 17:45

\o/

Paul Proteus Day 1,397, 17:45

London's Burning o7

Cromstar Day 1,397, 17:46

I support the Looting of London

Evil.Elvis Day 1,397, 17:49

Trololololol
http://i48.servimg.com/u/f48/15/18/06/73/untitl11.jpg

Oblige Day 1,397, 17:58

London Bridge can into Falling Down

Liquid Oxygen Day 1,397, 17:58

I sit in a throne made of English bones.

PRESTIGE WORLDWIDE

bghsilver Day 1,397, 18:00

London bridge is falling down falling down falling down.... well you know the song, we got you.

hailey14 Day 1,397, 18:16

Norbengo Day 1,397, 18:21

""Maybe now London will finally be graced with some attractive women""

Ahahahaha

Vexing Chaos Day 1,397, 18:31

Voted for the overlords and hot woman.

Rick von Ruger Day 1,397, 19:09

french canadian chicks are hawttt

Lord Krauser Day 1,397, 19:27

OH CANADA!

You rock.

Relorian Day 1,397, 19:30

LOL... I guess One is too busy with their continued infighting to help out its "Friend" the Uk (More commonly referred to as Junior).

I wonder how poor ol Mcgoo is taking the bad news given that a few months ago he sent a message saying that the UK would love to work with us if only our military would abandon the JCS. I guess they got their answer. A nice big combat boot right up their english butts.

FranciscodeMiranda Day 1,397, 19:55

London bridge is falling downn .

Aedolf Hitler Day 1,397, 20:03

London in flames o7

TemujinBC Day 1,397, 20:13

They will get it back in two days, at considerably less cost than was spent today ~_^

Jon Barack Bluejacket Day 1,397, 20:16

I can't wait for the article in which Dishmcds explains how either 1) it's all everybody else's fault, or 2) it's really all part of a grand strategy to trap Terra and EDEN.