Leaks from Congress #1

Day 2,474, 13:00 Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom by Speaker of the House

You elected the guy that went inactive and quit his last term? Lolwat congress. Whatever then, time to show the public what congress has been up to.



Due to the fact I had most of the mongressmen in my friendslist already I was able to whack the PMs together pretty quick.



In Group B everybody was happy enough:



As for Group A, well...









I would like to congratulate Zaphod on his new position. He seems to be happy to let me do all the work for him.








Plz stahp bringing up my past failures ;_;

Right eventually Lanthanide wrote a whopping great load of boring stuff that sparked some none Zaphod related discussions.







More boring views and things ensued.

In the midst of all this, ApronChef kindly began trying to sort out IRC for us.



Easy enough, right?




Good so far, they seem to be getting it.


Ugh.


U wot m8? (Lanthanide didn't even provide his irc nick in the PM so idfk)


Ugh can he not just... do the thingy?




No apparently he can't.


I don't have to run a vote now \o/

Once this whole debacle was over, congress moved on to discuss a bit about immigration. There seemed to be a general consensus from both groups.

From group B:



And group A:



And then Kapten Johnson Appeare😛



So good news: We might actually sort this immigration stuff out.

And then we went and won the war or something.


Those images in wayne's PM were just forigs whinging, nothing of much interest

Then an idea for me came through, oh goody.


Now that I think about it... separate feeds sounds kinda similar to commitee crap.

Oh, also Goku ragequit. Apparently not for the first time.



And that's about all that's interesting.

SUMMARISIN' TIME

STUFF ACCOMPLISHED
A few MPPs signed

THINGS IN THE PIPELINE
Citizenship guidelines drafted up by Kapten Johnson
Arranging IRC meetings seeing as access is getting sorted
Potentially discussing committee crap

Bitchier PM: Group A
Lowest reported IRC failure rate: UKRP and PCP congressmen (no fails reported)
Biggest mong: Malkaiser/goku
Highest Ragequit rate: UKPP congressmen (2 ragequits)

These'll become a series providing mongress remains active enough to give me stuff to leak.

Until next time then.


-Rob the Bruce
Deputy? Speaker of the House of Commons