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Kerryman Jokes

Day 905, 17:15 • Published in Ireland Ireland

• by Ronan Donovan

(1) A Kerry baker once invented a new kind of yeast that made bread so light that a pound of it weighed only twelve ounces.

(2) A Kerry doctor invented a cure for which there was no known disease.

(3) A Kerry scientist invented the world's strongest glue. The only trouble was, he couldn't get the top off the bottle.

(4) Another Kerryman invented a new pill which was a certain cure for loss of memory. Unfortunately he could never remember what it was for.