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Just another Congress Spam.

Day 1,738, 11:43 • Published in Canada Canada

• by screamingslave

Hello.

I'm sorry that I have to do this to you. I know you'd much rather read some article about current events or cats doing cute things.

I am running for congress. I think I can help e-Canada.

Last time I was in congress I successfully passed the anti-windbag TL😉R measures which had many congressmen finally summing up their epic tales of superior knowledge into the fine points we really cared about.

This time around I'd like to help all of the children of eCanada to have the chance to build a model train!

I find model railroading to be an enjoyable activity that allows me to relax after a long day of arguing over taxation and whether to attack the UK again. Model railroads are also a great metaphor for life since the train is stuck on a track going in circles, just like eCanada.

So if you would like your children to have a model train of their own vote for Screamingslave of the MDP party in the Yukon!