jokes for the journalist mission
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by sloegin
I give you some jokes and either you comment or give me one back.
What did one computer say to the other?
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Most people believe that if it ain't broke, don't fix it.
Engineers believe that if it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough features yet.
What does a blonde do when her computer freezes?
She sticks it in the microwave.
Q: What's the difference between a woman and a computer?
A: Woman doesn't accept 3 1/2 inch floppies.
Teacher: "Little Johnny, give me a sentence using the word, 'geometry.'"
Little Johnny: "A little acorn grew and grew until it finally awoke one day and said, 'Gee, I'm a tree.'"
Q: How do you know that carrots are good for your eyesight?
A: Have you ever seen a rabbit with glasses?
Ted and Julie go to bed with each other for the first time.
Julie: "I should warn you, Te😛
I've got acute angina."
Te😛
"Your breasts aren't bad either."
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I took the shell off my racing snail, thinking it would make him run faster.
If anything, it made him more sluggish.
Question: Why are ghosts bad liars?
Answer: Because you can see right through them
Helvetica and Times New Roman walk into a bar.
"Get out of here!" shouts the barman, "We don't serve your type."
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I went for a job at a blacksmith's once.
He said to me 'do you know how to shoe a horse?'
I said ' Nah, but I told a donkey to "feck off" once!'
GL this time, fingers crossed for no ban 🙂
One girl says to another girl, "Did you know that if you say God's name out loud he will strike you down?"
"No way!"
"Yah way!"
A burst of lightning appeared and struck her down
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Excellent!
an amendment
Most people believe that if it ain't broke, don't fix it.
Engineers believe that if it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough features yet.
Plato believes if something isn't broke, keep fiddling with it until it does so players will ignore the broken economy!
This one I believe is actually true ... A journalist arriving in Venice sent a message back to his editor saying something like "Streets flooded ... please advise" ...
Micky Mouse went down the street and felt into a sinkhole. His aunt lives in Germany.
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I went into B&Q's the other day and some bloke in a orange top came up to me and asked if I wanted decking. Well I managed to get the first punch in and it was a beauty.
What's yellow and highly dangerous?
Shark infested custard.
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