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Joke of the Day

Day 2,842, 22:44 • Published in USA USA

• by Ol rando

At a motivational seminar 3 men are asked to come up to the stage.

They are all asked, "When you are in your casket and friends and family are mourning upon you, what would you like to hear them say about you?

The first guy says, "I would like to hear them say that I was the great doctor of my time, and a great family man."

The second guy says, "I would like to hear that I was a wonderful husband and school teacher who made a huge difference in our children of tomorrow."

The last guy replies, "I would like to hear them say...... LOOK!!! HE'S MOVING!!!!!"

Bonus Joke: There are two muffins in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says "Man, it's hot in here." The other muffin replies "AAAHHHHHHH! A talking muffin!"

There was no winner for this week's movie quote so the gold prize will rollover for next week. The total prize for next week will be 2 gold. **Edit** The quote was from the movie "Lucky #SLEVIN"