Interesting musing for today...

Day 1,513, 15:38 • Published in Ireland Ireland • by Ronan Donovan

This is the new piece where I will delve into useless facts and air my thoughts as to some of the biggest most unanswerable questions of our times!

So here's a start.These aren't quite intelligent(really stupid in fact) but they should be funny and interesting in equal measure!

3 Questions:
(1) Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?

(2) If Australia Down Under, are we Up Over??

(3) If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?



3 Interesting Thoughts
(1) You can't always get what you want but if you try sometimes you might find you get what you need.

(2) When you win, say nothing. When you lose, say less.

(3) There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle.