Holes In The Fence
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by Donovan Thomas
"If you're out of luck or out of work we could send you to Johannesburg"
The national news is ripe today with scandal; greedy quasi-eIrishmen with no remorse and no honor, former eIrishmen on the run leaving broken hearts, broken friendships and broken banks in their wake.
On the international front the smaller and mostly neutral nations of the world stand poised wondering if they shall be the next to suffer the effects of the Viral Diaspora currently coursing through the veins of eSouth Africa. This leads me to;
Six Simple Questions
-Why no Garda Síochána?
-Why no Department of Homeland Security?
-Who is recovering eIrish funds currently paying for eAustralian Shiraz?
-Who is vetting the current flood of immigrants?
[Authors note: Digits (aka 05637716) Rogered up for Immigration]
-Who is standing sentry at the Gate?
-Why use National Defence Weapons (Tanks!) in WAR GAMES?
One Answer to Rule them All
The answer is simple. It is NOT Aran Tal.
Aran is AWOL. Absent. Missing. Deserted. Truant. Gone. MIA.
Where the hell is our President?
Where the hell is our President?
Where the hell is our president?
The last shout from the missing President was three days ago… it rea😛
“Taoiseach's Article tomorrow re wargames”
A follow up shout at his own deadline of “RL has me in it’s clutches, TG is at the wheel” would have sufficed, but nothing.
He has had time to work every day. A two click President eh? Did he fight?
I don’t care.
Clarification
This article is meant in no way to debase the appointed cabinet members who are driving forward without leadership. This is not meant to sully TG for carrying on with an increasingly larger question mark to carry (Though I strongly disagree with the vain and wasteful use of Q5 weapons for personal glorification).
Let me just say this. If Impeachment did not mean a dead president and further confusion I would spray paint it all over the Dáil.
Mr. President,
Get the hell back home, or get the hell out. I hear there is a mansion on the beach in Perth with a spare room and plenty of conservative yet shameful wine.
Regards,
DT
[Authors Note: The line at the beginning of this article is dedicated to President Ines Schumacher of eSouth Africa where the PTO has already begun whilst ours remains unnoticed]
Now… please take a moment to enjoy the music while I remove my tongue from my check.
Oliver's Army by Elvis Costello
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ADwmYI32sM]
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Verry nice. I couldn't have written it better. erppp...I just threw up in my mouth again.
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You could have me as President in 9 days, if you impeached Aran Tal and then Severin. And my evil plans begins to unfold, mwhahahahahaha!
On a more serious note:
-Who is vetting the current flood of immigrants?
That answer would be me. I put a hold on processing all citizenship applications whilst legislation surrounding applications was tightened up. Should be processing them again tomorrow.
Must I wait 9 days? Thank you for the answers sir. Your allegiance, vigilance and obvious dedication to eIreland, freedom and governmental transparency are noted.
I wait impatiently to make my mark next to your numbers.
Great 🙂
Wel, the answer is Digits AND I for immigration.
Our President has not gone to a "Starks type wedding" per chance...
I'm here, have been all along. Thanks for asking me though...
here?
no answers?
?
Six simple questions?
But no simple answers for the lad, yet AT*?
Good grasp for an e-young citizen, DT.
An independent voice indeed.
But I'm a bit biased.
*disclosure*
I love Elvis Costello.
Here's one for you, with lyrics just as appropriate as the ones you offered above.
Enjoy ;0)
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Keep questioning everything.
That's what democracy and free speech is about.
One day, your articles might even be graced with an answer.
One day, perhaps..
Also, "If you're out of luck or out of work we could send you to Johannesburg"
Indeed.
I am invited to eSA daily.
.
I am both out of luck and out of work.
So that's a direct hit, Corporal.
Touché.
Et "En Garde!"
.
"Is leor nod don eolach."
"A hint is sufficient for the wise."
.
*nods*
*winks*
*thinks about using donated MTs*
"I'm here, have been all along. Thanks for asking me though..."
Allow we to finish your sentence...
"But I didnt care enough to pay attention to the sorry sots who have been running the country in my stead. I'll drop a lame comment here and there. I refuse to answer my people for whom I am their elected servant."
Less of the flinging mud please.
By any objective appraisal the current administration have been very successful.
We finally have both war games and real war whilst maintaining neutrality - despite the deafening whingeing and moaning from some quarters about it.
Our population has increased and our currency is stronger.
Did someone get bitten by a rabid dog and infect the general population to go around griping and moaning about everything.
'Harden the Fcuk up' as chopper might say.
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@Bernie,
I believe the colloquialism you seek is "mud slinging" though it is eronious in itself as I have no party bias and am fiercely independant.
I seek not to smear Mr. Tal. On the contrary, I am trying to use the written word to spur our president to action commensurate with his pay grade, actions which by my measure and the measure of quite a few others have been woefully lacking at this point.
You may recall that I championed Mr. Tal and called for the country to rally behind him following the pilferring of Patton's presidential bid. I bought his party line promises of involvement, transparency and reconciliation hook line and sinker.
I only want payment or refund on his own words. So until such time I shall continue to "Harden the F up" as you say and not bay undeserved "At-a-boys" with the other sheep.
V/R
DT
I could retort at Bernie Gumble.
But I don't think I'll bother.