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They say you can have too much Pat Harper...

...but i don't believe them xxx

Yo Chaz,

You seem to have caused a bit of a stir?

Maybe explain what is troubling some of us?

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It's a long story but I'll give it a go...

Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-Air

In West Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out, maxin', relaxin', all cool
And all shootin' some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys who were up to no good
Started making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
She said, "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air"

I begged and pleaded with her day after day
But she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way
She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket
I put my Walkman on and said, "I might as well kick it"

First class, yo this is bad
Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass
Is this what the people of Bel-Air living like?
Hmm this might be alright

But wait I hear they're prissy, bourgeois, all that
Is this the type of place that they just send this cool cat?
I don't think so
I'll see when I get there
I hope they're prepared for the prince of Bel-Air

Well, the plane landed and when I came out
There was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out
I ain't trying to get arrested yet, I just got here
I sprang with the quickness like lightning, disappeared

I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said, "Fresh" and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought "Nah, forget it, yo, holmes to Bel Air"

I pulled up to the house about seven or eight
And I yelled to the cabbie, "Yo holmes, smell ya later"
I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air

o/

hue /o

Hue

Even less (if that were possible) is happening in erepublik.

I refuse to believe even less is going on around here!

*looks at feeds*

*pokes eUK body with stick*

You might be on to something here detective!

Oh Chaz - you are an excellent example to the youngsters illustrating what can happen when you mix recreational drugs with a powerful computer, an fertile mind and an ultrafast broadband connection.

I cannot wait to see you elected back into Congress to 'debate' with Keith.


Welcome home old chap - it is good to see you back

(Just try not to break anything or sell out the country this time please)

Yes

Welcome back to the retirement home, if you find my false teeth please pass them on.

They're still attached to my penis o/

I'm hungover as hell why did I even come on here today

Ahhh alcohol...tis the devil...and the reason I'm back on here.