Hassan Salama for President!

Day 2,234, 12:12 • Published in Israel South Africa • by Farbous

Hello everybody,

Happy New Year my dear eIsraeli fellow countrymen. My name is Hassan Salama and I'm going to be your President in January 2014 in shaa Allah. But before I will explain my platform and my goals for eIsrael's future, I would like to meet you all. If you want, please tell me about your favourite Israeli music and about other games you play in your free time (like on PS3, PC, xbox etc) and if you like Haifa. I would be glad to know the eIsraeli community better.



Anyway, here's what I will change in my term as eIsraeli President:

Internal Politics:

Food and weapons will be paid with the huge amount of currency from the eIsraeli treasury. Everybody who's in need of weapons or food will only have to write a PM to me and I will buy them with the eIsraeli money. Moreover, I will buy Q7 weapons for higher prices like 30cc, as I want to support the poor weapon producers from the eWorld.

Every voter of mine will get 5 gold from my personal account. If my personal account isn't enough because, that's sure, everybody will vote for me, I will use the gold of the eIsraeli treasury and donate this gold to my voters.


Foreign Affairs:

EDEN is cool, so I will do everything to revive EDEN. Even if it'll be a one man show at the end, I will revive EDEN.

As usual for an Israeli President, I will continue the war against terror, blitzkrieg and the evils from eHizbullah and eHamas. I still consider occupying eLebanon, so that the eIsraeli community can go on a skiing vacation.


Finances:

On the last day of my presidency, I will start the biggest lottery in the eRepublikan history. The entire eIsraeli treasury will be distributed to the account of ONE lucky eIsraeli citizen. Everybody can be the lucky winner! Finally, the taxes you've had to pay for years will be given back to the people.

Taxes down. If there's nothing in the treasury, we will have one reason less to get in conflict.


Community (or: Down with the silly eDemocracy):

Since I really really like you, the most important decisions will be made through national referenda. Every citizen will be able to say his or her opinion to a law. Stinky congress is unnecessary as usual.



I'm still looking for a party which candidates me. You won't regret it, especially as I will repay such a friendly gesture with state property and vineyards in eLebanon. Don't forget, every voter will get shiny eIsraeli gold. Vote for me and for eIsrael's future o/


Hassan Salama
serious citizen and proud eIsraeli patriot


One Lebanese chick for everybody after we invade eLebanon